I had a lovely run round a park yesterday morning and then noticed a trifle sat all alone on a bench - that was rather comical🤣. Makes a change from running /tripping over an extended dog lead😱
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Mummycav Administrator Graduate 7 years ago 😂😂😂😂
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Hidden 7 years ago
Oh maybe his mate, strawberry pavlova didn't feel like a run today, and he had been dumped. That could make him a gooseberry fool! Sorry I will go home now...
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Gerrroffff
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could be a trifle annoying
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Orrible....
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Oh God, kill me now. 😂
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Had it been desserted?
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Make it stop. Lol.
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Hidden 7 years ago
Legs like jelly....
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Hidden in reply to Hidden 7 years ago
Yuck, this has been over egged.
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Hidden in reply to Hidden 7 years ago
This is truly eggscrutiating
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Sigh....and as usual everyone ignored the poor bench...
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Wood nt it be good if they'd spotted him.
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He's "armless though
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just twigged what you're on about...
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And he's such an upright fellow! 😆
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Loves weightlifting I believe - has a Press named after him I'm told😮
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That's how he has such strong arms eh?? And he can do loads of sit ups too!😆
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That is truly beyond the pale.... I have totally run out of puns for at least a month now
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Come on Jan!!😆branch out a bit!!
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Leaf me alone? ...🍃
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I'll pack my trunk....... 🌳🙌👍
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Think you're barking up the wrong tree..
Hedge your bets... good job this forum is privet.
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At this rate we'll be going til Christmas (Tree!)
Sigh!
***right I might have run out now too! Over to you Irishjohn!
Janwhoruns has used all the puns!! 😆
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I'm bushed...
Have to sleep now. Gnight grandma, Jim bob, Mary Ellen....
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O(a)K Aliboo
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Thank God. Lol
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Shame he's such a plank though!! Stained character too !😕😆
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Oakay, Lime getting out of here. I'm pining for a change..
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Fir goodness sake! 😆
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Wooden you just know it
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Oldfloss Administrator Graduate 7 years ago So..did you take it with you... pudding it into your bum-bag... or did you just dessert it x
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Oh old floss that was low....
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Oldfloss Administrator Graduate in reply to Hidden 7 years ago I know.. someone had already used, dessert,
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Well you know you can't have your cake and eat it... sorry...
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but just desserts.... classic
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He's such a sweet thing! 😊
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Groaned out loud Oldfloss 😂
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A rather...awkward...place for they hyphen there Oldfloss in asking where it may have been 'pud' 😰 LOL. 😁
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Oldfloss Administrator Graduate 7 years ago PS
The Trifle's Lament
I took a run out in the park,
When something caught my eye
A trifle sitting all alone, it gave a wistful sigh…..
“I’m feeling mighty lonely; my cream is going sour
I’m lonely and forgotten, left here for many an hour.
My custard’s going curdled… like jelly my inside
I overdid the sherry and I feel ill" ....It cried
"I've moaned to all the picnic food, they laughed so hard, it hurts
It serves you right… You hit the booze….
You got your Just Desserts! "
Hope your run was good though!
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OUTSTANDING! 😂
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣yes it was!
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Oooo...it's the new Pam Ayres!!!! Lol x
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😂😂 Brilliant Oldfloss
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But I think I got more fun out of the trifle responses🤣
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Brilliant everyone....I'm not clever enough to add anything to the mix of puns and word play! 😀👍
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Mummycav Administrator Graduate 7 years ago Hijacked post!!!!
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Oldfloss Administrator Graduate 7 years ago We went a bit over the top on the responses... didn't we... see what you started... I am sorry the post got hi jacked
I hope the run was enjoyable and cannot wait to see what you spot next on your runs Are you on Week 4 now....?
Thanks for letting us go wild This is a great forum, isn't it!!
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Started week four this morning but see my post - damn heavy rain and I mean heavy🌫🌬💦
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It was hilarious reading all about poor little trifle👏
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