I had a lovely run round a park yesterday morning and then noticed a trifle sat all alone on a bench - that was rather comical🤣. Makes a change from running /tripping over an extended dog lead😱
Oh maybe his mate, strawberry pavlova didn't feel like a run today, and he had been dumped. That could make him a gooseberry fool! Sorry I will go home now...
could be a trifle annoying
Oh God, kill me now. 😂
Had it been desserted?
Make it stop. Lol.
Legs like jelly....
Yuck, this has been over egged.
This is truly eggscrutiating
Sigh....and as usual everyone ignored the poor bench...
Wood nt it be good if they'd spotted him.
He's "armless though
just twigged what you're on about...
And he's such an upright fellow! 😆
Loves weightlifting I believe - has a Press named after him I'm told😮
That's how he has such strong arms eh?? And he can do loads of sit ups too!😆
That is truly beyond the pale.... I have totally run out of puns for at least a month now
Come on Jan!!😆branch out a bit!!
Leaf me alone? ...🍃
I'll pack my trunk....... 🌳🙌👍
Think you're barking up the wrong tree..
Hedge your bets... good job this forum is privet.
At this rate we'll be going til Christmas (Tree!)
***right I might have run out now too! Over to you Irishjohn!
Janwhoruns has used all the puns!! 😆
Have to sleep now. Gnight grandma, Jim bob, Mary Ellen....
Thank God. Lol
Shame he's such a plank though!! Stained character too !😕😆
Oakay, Lime getting out of here. I'm pining for a change..
Fir goodness sake! 😆
Wooden you just know it
So..did you take it with you... pudding it into your bum-bag... or did you just dessert it x
Oh old floss that was low....
I know.. someone had already used, dessert,
Well you know you can't have your cake and eat it... sorry...
but just desserts.... classic
He's such a sweet thing! 😊
Groaned out loud Oldfloss 😂
A rather...awkward...place for they hyphen there Oldfloss in asking where it may have been 'pud' 😰 LOL. 😁
The Trifle's Lament
I took a run out in the park,
When something caught my eye
A trifle sitting all alone, it gave a wistful sigh…..
“I’m feeling mighty lonely; my cream is going sour
I’m lonely and forgotten, left here for many an hour.
My custard’s going curdled… like jelly my inside
I overdid the sherry and I feel ill" ....It cried
"I've moaned to all the picnic food, they laughed so hard, it hurts
It serves you right… You hit the booze….
You got your Just Desserts! "
Hope your run was good though!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣yes it was!
Oooo...it's the new Pam Ayres!!!! Lol x
😂😂 Brilliant Oldfloss
But I think I got more fun out of the trifle responses🤣
Brilliant everyone....I'm not clever enough to add anything to the mix of puns and word play! 😀👍
We went a bit over the top on the responses... didn't we... see what you started... I am sorry the post got hi jacked
I hope the run was enjoyable and cannot wait to see what you spot next on your runs Are you on Week 4 now....?
Thanks for letting us go wild This is a great forum, isn't it!!
Started week four this morning but see my post - damn heavy rain and I mean heavy🌫🌬💦
It was hilarious reading all about poor little trifle👏
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