I had a lovely run round a park yesterday morning and then noticed a trifle sat all alone on a bench - that was rather comical๐Ÿคฃ. Makes a change from running /tripping over an extended dog lead๐Ÿ˜ฑ


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  • Oh maybe his mate, strawberry pavlova didn't feel like a run today, and he had been dumped. That could make him a gooseberry fool! Sorry I will go home now...

  • Gerrroffff

  • could be a trifle annoying

  • Orrible....

  • Oh God, kill me now. ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Had it been desserted?

  • Worse....

  • Make it stop. Lol.

  • Legs like jelly....

  • Yuck, this has been over egged.

  • This is truly eggscrutiating

  • Sigh....and as usual everyone ignored the poor bench...


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  • Wood nt it be good if they'd spotted him.

  • He's "armless though ;)

  • just twigged what you're on about...

  • And he's such an upright fellow! ๐Ÿ˜†

  • Loves weightlifting I believe - has a Press named after him I'm told๐Ÿ˜ฎ

  • That's how he has such strong arms eh?? And he can do loads of sit ups too!๐Ÿ˜†

  • LOL

  • That is truly beyond the pale.... I have totally run out of puns for at least a month now

  • Come on Jan!!๐Ÿ˜†branch out a bit!!

  • Leaf me alone? ...๐Ÿƒ

  • I'll pack my trunk....... ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ‘

  • Think you're barking up the wrong tree..

    Hedge your bets... good job this forum is privet.

  • At this rate we'll be going til Christmas (Tree!)


    ***right I might have run out now too! Over to you Irishjohn!

    Janwhoruns has used all the puns!! ๐Ÿ˜†

  • I'm bushed...

    Have to sleep now. Gnight grandma, Jim bob, Mary Ellen....

  • O(a)K Aliboo ;)

  • Thank God. Lol

  • Shame he's such a plank though!! Stained character too !๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜†

  • Oakay, Lime getting out of here. I'm pining for a change..

  • Fir goodness sake! ๐Ÿ˜†

  • Wooden you just know it :)

  • So..did you take it with you... pudding it into your bum-bag... or did you just dessert it :) x

  • Oh old floss that was low....

  • I know.. someone had already used, dessert, :(

  • Well you know you can't have your cake and eat it... sorry...

  • but just desserts.... classic

  • He's such a sweet thing! ๐Ÿ˜Š

  • Groaned out loud Oldfloss ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • A for they hyphen there Oldfloss in asking where it may have been 'pud' ๐Ÿ˜ฐ LOL. ๐Ÿ˜

  • :)

  • PS

    The Trifle's Lament

    I took a run out in the park,

    When something caught my eye

    A trifle sitting all alone, it gave a wistful sighโ€ฆ..:(

    โ€œIโ€™m feeling mighty lonely; my cream is going sour

    Iโ€™m lonely and forgotten, left here for many an hour.

    My custardโ€™s going curdledโ€ฆ like jelly my inside

    I overdid the sherry and I feel ill" ....It cried

    "I've moaned to all the picnic food, they laughed so hard, it hurts

    It serves you rightโ€ฆ You hit the boozeโ€ฆ.

    You got your Just Desserts! "

    Hope your run was good though!


  • ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃyes it was!

  •'s the new Pam Ayres!!!! Lol x

  • ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Brilliant Oldfloss

  • But I think I got more fun out of the trifle responses๐Ÿคฃ

  • Brilliant everyone....I'm not clever enough to add anything to the mix of puns and word play! ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ‘

  • Hijacked post!!!!

  • We went a bit over the top on the responses... didn't we... see what you started... I am sorry the post got hi jacked :)

    I hope the run was enjoyable and cannot wait to see what you spot next on your runs:) Are you on Week 4 now....?

    Thanks for letting us go wild :) This is a great forum, isn't it!!

  • Started week four this morning but see my post - damn heavy rain and I mean heavy๐ŸŒซ๐ŸŒฌ๐Ÿ’ฆ

  • It was hilarious reading all about poor little trifle๐Ÿ‘

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