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Trifle😱

I had a lovely run round a park yesterday morning and then noticed a trifle sat all alone on a bench - that was rather comical🤣. Makes a change from running /tripping over an extended dog lead😱

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😂😂😂😂

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Oh maybe his mate, strawberry pavlova didn't feel like a run today, and he had been dumped. That could make him a gooseberry fool! Sorry I will go home now...

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Gerrroffff

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could be a trifle annoying

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Orrible....

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Oh God, kill me now. 😂

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Had it been desserted?

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Worse....

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Make it stop. Lol.

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Legs like jelly....

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Yuck, this has been over egged.

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This is truly eggscrutiating

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Sigh....and as usual everyone ignored the poor bench...

😂

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😂😂😂

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Wood nt it be good if they'd spotted him.

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He's "armless though ;)

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just twigged what you're on about...

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And he's such an upright fellow! 😆

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Loves weightlifting I believe - has a Press named after him I'm told😮

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That's how he has such strong arms eh?? And he can do loads of sit ups too!😆

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LOL

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That is truly beyond the pale.... I have totally run out of puns for at least a month now

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Come on Jan!!😆branch out a bit!!

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Leaf me alone? ...🍃

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I'll pack my trunk....... 🌳🙌👍

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Think you're barking up the wrong tree..

Hedge your bets... good job this forum is privet.

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At this rate we'll be going til Christmas (Tree!)

Sigh!

***right I might have run out now too! Over to you Irishjohn!

Janwhoruns has used all the puns!! 😆

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I'm bushed...

Have to sleep now. Gnight grandma, Jim bob, Mary Ellen....

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O(a)K Aliboo ;)

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Thank God. Lol

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Shame he's such a plank though!! Stained character too !😕😆

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Oakay, Lime getting out of here. I'm pining for a change..

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Fir goodness sake! 😆

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Wooden you just know it :)

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So..did you take it with you... pudding it into your bum-bag... or did you just dessert it :) x

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Oh old floss that was low....

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I know.. someone had already used, dessert, :(

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Well you know you can't have your cake and eat it... sorry...

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but just desserts.... classic

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He's such a sweet thing! 😊

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Groaned out loud Oldfloss 😂

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A rather...awkward...place for they hyphen there Oldfloss in asking where it may have been 'pud' 😰 LOL. 😁

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:)

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PS

The Trifle's Lament

I took a run out in the park,

When something caught my eye

A trifle sitting all alone, it gave a wistful sigh…..:(

“I’m feeling mighty lonely; my cream is going sour

I’m lonely and forgotten, left here for many an hour.

My custard’s going curdled… like jelly my inside

I overdid the sherry and I feel ill" ....It cried

"I've moaned to all the picnic food, they laughed so hard, it hurts

It serves you right… You hit the booze….

You got your Just Desserts! "

Hope your run was good though!

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OUTSTANDING! 😂

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣yes it was!

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Oooo...it's the new Pam Ayres!!!! Lol x

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😂😂 Brilliant Oldfloss

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But I think I got more fun out of the trifle responses🤣

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Brilliant everyone....I'm not clever enough to add anything to the mix of puns and word play! 😀👍

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Hijacked post!!!!

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We went a bit over the top on the responses... didn't we... see what you started... I am sorry the post got hi jacked :)

I hope the run was enjoyable and cannot wait to see what you spot next on your runs:) Are you on Week 4 now....?

Thanks for letting us go wild :) This is a great forum, isn't it!!

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Started week four this morning but see my post - damn heavy rain and I mean heavy🌫🌬💦

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It was hilarious reading all about poor little trifle👏

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