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It is with great pleasure that I am sending you an eviction notice.

You have disrespected your neighbours for two years now and you built an airport without getting permission from me, your landlord.

You have less than two weeks to move back into the hole that you came out of....

Child Pugh A,

Meld 7 (yes seven) πŸ˜‚

Liver god agreed to the surgery finally.

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Bye bye Bertha! We will miss you on this forum though, been the source of much humour but for Brett's sanity I'm glad you are off!!

Great news Brett!

Wondered where the heck you had got to Bob! Great to hear from you with great news though - at last - yippee. πŸ˜πŸ‘

What a marathon that has been for you!

Hope it all goes well!

Miles

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Hi Brett. That's brilliant news. What a relief for you to at last be able to part company with that freeloader Bertha. Hope the parting goes smoothly and without incident (and of course amicably :-) ) Let us know when the deed is done and we will join you in a virtual celebration. All good wishes Alf.

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Hi Brett, great news πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘, but I can't help feeling sorry for Bertha. I hope she has somewhere else to go, not too far away 🀣🀣🀣. Just don't let them use mesh, I had an inguinal hernia fixed with it, and it gives me gip sometimes😠😠😠 .

David

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Brett !!!! πŸ˜€ Great news, keep us posted x

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jojokarak

That bitch is dead meat 🀣🀣🀣

Hey up Bob

Do you remember this post of yours from months ago?

Still so valid!

healthunlocked.com/britishl...

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I’ve been on here almost two years now. Gosh how time flies πŸ˜‚

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When you are having fun πŸ˜πŸ˜„

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So pleased for you. Please keep us posted. Take care care Lynne

Wonderful news to wake upto !

Hopefully she's now a the bottom of the deep blue sea Abyss forever and a day!

Good luck Brett

Love Trish x

I am so truly delighted for you xxxx Jaycee

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Thanks for your posts. I’ve been really busy lately. Been doing lots and lots of physio for the last three months. Our little Tongki is pregnant. That’s why you I’ve not been posting too much but I have been keeping up to date on things here.

I wonder what some people are thinking of this post? What the hell is a Bertha πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

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The 42 cm kurze Marinekanone 14 L/12, or Minenwerfer-GerΓ€t, popularly known by the nickname Big Bertha, was a German siege howitzer built by Krupp AG and fielded by the Imperial German Army from 1914 to 1918. The M-GerΓ€t had a 42-centimetre calibre barrel, making it one of the largest artillery pieces ever fielded. Wikipedia.

Well it’s a start....

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I always had an inclination that she was German! πŸ˜‚

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