A letter to the admins 😂

[Brett11]

CAN ADMINS DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?! WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, AN ELDERLY MAN. HE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING PEOPLE, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HIMSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HIS UNMENTIONABLES. HE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8 IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT. IT'S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON.

😂😂😂

Brett doesn’t have a lunch break ! 😂

[Caspiana]

Hi Brett.

Very disturbing indeed. I am wondering how he sends pictures since as far as I know Health Unlocked private messaging system doesn't enable us to send any pictures, unless there is some swanky version that I am not privy to😑. Just text.

Also, unless the admins themselves are targets, they have no way of knowing what goes on in private messaging. I would encourage anyone who receives such messages to mute the message concerned and contact admin directly.

I think it is very difficult for admin to filter everyone as there are currently 15,958 registered members to date on this forum alone and I believe, just 5 admins here. Simply report the message and they can ban the perpetrator.

Have a lovely week. 😊

Cas xx 🌿

P.S. I hope this is a joke. 😂

[Brett11 in reply to Caspiana]

ITS A JOKE!

Just to lighten everyone’s mood.

[Hidden in reply to Brett11]

Doh!! I was going to ask you for his contact details !!!!!

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

HA HA HA EXCELLENT LAURA.

THIS FORUM NEEDS A BIT OF HUMOUR AFTER SOME OF THE HORRIBLE THREADS LATELY!

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS?

[Hidden in reply to Brett11]

OH FLIP I THOUGHT IT WAS FOR REAL.

YOU DONT USUALLY MAKE JOKES BOB ARE YOU ILL OR SUMMAT

[Caspiana in reply to Brett11]

😂😂😂 Phew 😂😂😂

[Smyally in reply to Brett11]

Oh Brett. And there was me going to ask if the size was ordinary or a plus sized one 😂😂

[Brett11 in reply to Smyally]

Put it this way;

iPhone 6 is ok

iPhone 8 is great

iPhone X is OMG! Your a freak! Get that thing away from me 😂

We are taking iPhone innit?

😂 😂 😂

[AmericanDemocrat]

Brilliant, Brett ... just what we all need to lighten the mood! Or, as the kids here in the U.S. say, we need to “Chillax.” 🤣

Good job.

[Hidden in reply to AmericanDemocrat]

A nice change of pace for sure.!

[Hidden]

I am really disappointed that you got to see the phone first. 😱. Let me know if any younger men are showing their unmentionables. Call me 🤙. ☺️

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

Is 35 young enough? It was I who sold the phone to the elderly man who sold it to Brett! 🤣

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

Perfect!!! 😱👏👏👏👏

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

PM for details ☺!

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

🙌🙌😱😱👏👏😂😂😂😂😂

[Supportinghubby]

😂 Love it! Your sense of humour is ace! 👍

[Hidden]

I have got a 6, does size matter?

[Brett11 in reply to Hidden]

😂

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

Apparently anything above the 6 is greedy I hear🤔

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

😂. There’s a new IPhone 10 now. Sorry will pass on your 6 😱

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

☹️📞

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

She knows what she likes!

[Kristian]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[jojokarak]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[alfredthegreat]

Brett you should have stuck out for a better deal! lol. BRILLIANT STUFF!! Not laughed so much for days!

[Yuiop]

Haha, you got me Brett, I thought it was for real to start with, till I kept reading! What a disappointment!!!

[Porphyriamaniac]

Well I'm jealous Brett...nobody sends me nudes? 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ 😂

[Hidden in reply to Porphyriamaniac]

So many beautiful women on this post saying they are not getting enough nude photos, If only the ladies here in Canada had such a complaint lol I am in the wrong country it seems! ☺

[Porphyriamaniac in reply to Hidden]

🤣🤣🤣

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

😂😂. Time to relocate 🤔🤔🤔

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

I dont see any other reasonable choice lol

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

Lol

[G2018]

Closest I’ve got to anything was when a phlebotomist asked me to roll my sleeve up a bit more. Sadly not as much as a sticker or lollly in return!

[Hidden in reply to G2018]

Very good! I like it 😁

[Hidden in reply to G2018]

Love it !

[Owlie]

Sorry, did someone say an iPhone? Always wanted an iPhone!!

[Hidden in reply to Owlie]

Take your pick Owlie. Apparently they come in all different sizes here lol

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

Lol, very good!!!

[Damasc]

Made my day

[Brett11]

Most of the replies are better than my post 😂

[Casinobo]

I’m sorry! I’ll seek help. Please don’t turn me in.😩

[Hidden]

Oh Brett! Sometimes you make me laugh so hard, the tears run down my legs! 😂😂😂

[GrandmaDylan]

😂😂😂😁😁 I thought you were SHOUTING 😜

[GrandmaDylan]

I'm interested in getting a new phone and to be honest the pictures of his downstairs wouldn't bother me. I used to work on a male surgical ward and have seen every type of w***y you can imagine. 😄😄😄

[Brett11 in reply to GrandmaDylan]

Same here! And I didn’t need to work on a surgical ward 😂 😂 😂

[GrandmaDylan in reply to Brett11]

Naughty 😏😉

[Brett11 in reply to GrandmaDylan]

Hahahaha

[Hidden in reply to GrandmaDylan]

Once you've seen one, you've seen 'em all - more or less...? 🤭

[jules45]

Ì recentĺy had sìmiiar but no photos. He was fŕom USA. Spoke to aďmin and þhè òld me whàt to do. He came straight to private message and he was creepy

Sorry its happened to yoù

jùĺìè xx

[Brett11 in reply to jules45]

Jules,

My post was a JOKE post. Sorry for any confusion?

[jules45 in reply to Brett11]

Hi, I didn't report you for anything, it was a creep who targeted me and another woman, so you've done nothing wrong x

[Hidden]

Hi,

I do so enjoy a smile, thanks.

Best wishes,

Mary

[Sand123456]

Wish I'd known before, just bought a new phone..

[Bootandall]

How are you to go on, with these, um, feelings??

[Brett11 in reply to Bootandall]

Yes thanks. I’ve got a shiny new iPhone XS now!!

Or XR? One of the two lol