3 sisters age 92, 94, 96?live in a house together.
One night the 96 year old draws a bath and puts her foot in and pauses.
She yells down the stairs, “Was I getting in or out of the bath?”
The 94 year old yells back, “I don’t know , I’ll come up and see.”
She starts up the stairs and pauses, then she yells “Was I going up the stairs or coming down?”
The 92 year old was sitting at the kitchen table having a spot of tea, and listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, “ I sure hope I never get that forgetful. “She knocks on wood for good measure. She then yells, “I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who is at the door.”