I got my hernia results today.

[Brett11]

You have a big umbilical hernia. It’ consists of fat, fluid and intestines.

Erm??? Did I really need an ultrasound to be told that?

😂

[Hidden]

At least you get to sit with all the happy glowing young couples 😂

[Yuiop]

Are they going to operate? Or just leave it?

[Brett11 in reply to Yuiop]

I think they are taking bets to see how big Bertha is going to get.

Yes Bertha. Bob told me that she identifies as a woman now and I must use female pronouns in future 😂 😂

[Hidden in reply to Brett11]

So that makes you a couple?

[Hidden in reply to Brett11]

Your attitude to life with Bertha is a real tonic and cheers me up. I hope they do get rid of Bertha soon though, she looks like a bit of a bore

[Brett11 in reply to Hidden]

She is not a bore. Far from it. She keeps hitting on me but she won’t accept that I don’t fancy her as I’m a gay 😂

[Hidden in reply to Brett11]

Maybe she's clinging on in the hopes of turning you. I mean she's young and full of guts!! ( a step too far maybe? ) lol

[Brett11 in reply to Hidden]

Of course she is full of guts. She is a bl@@dy hernia innit. 😂

Too funny. Even made me laugh 😂

[Hidden in reply to Brett11]

Well hold on bold on, there might be hope for the 2 of you yet. Even If Bob is identifying as a female now you did say the operation is still up in the air right? So she is still a pre-op and that means from the waist down Bertha is still Bob. So if Bertha wants Brett to be Randy she better remember that she is Bob where it counts.

😅😅

[Brett11 in reply to Hidden]

Have you seen Berthas tinky winky ? 😂

[Hidden in reply to Brett11]

I didnt ask to see it no. Out of respect to you of course. Plus it's the eleventh commandment: " Though shalt not coventh thy neighbors pre-op transexual umbilical life partner."

I am a man of thy faith 😅😭

[Brett11 in reply to Hidden]

OMG!! Too funny!

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

Wow! I had to read this a few times to follow. Good job my brain is still working😉

[alfredthegreat in reply to Brett11]

HI Brett, so you are no further on!? I hope that Bertha behaves and doesn't get any bigger and they can 'see her off' as soon as poss! Alf

[Hidden in reply to Brett11]

Now then Brett I can’t make up my mind whether that’s PC or not. On the other hand I don’t give a s***. Boy but do you make me laugh 👍and thank you for that.

Miles

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

Your first sentence worried me Miles. Then the rest was a relief and I was like "now that sounds more like Miles"!

[Brett11]

I’m actually surprised that the meany moderators haven’t deleted this post 😂 😂 😂

[Brett11 in reply to Brett11]

Only joking meany moderators. I love youse really 💋 😂