I had a phone call this morning,I am ... - British Lung Foun...

British Lung Foundation
44,614 members51,968 posts

I had a phone call this morning,I am at a loss as what to say. Please everyone ,give me your opinions.!!

KingoftheCocktails
KingoftheCocktails

.....................................Who said romance was dead

PLEASE LET ME KNOW YOUR OPINIONS

..........Just got off the phone with a friend who lives in Scotland.She said that since early this morming rthe snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling.The temperature is dropping far below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force.

Her husband has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare.

She says that if it gets much worse she may have to let the drunken sod in.

Richard Cornsh

BREATHE EASY = FRIENDSHIP

The temperature never drops at your local Breathe Easy group.Keep going.

Want to join ,phone BLF 03000 030 555 Mon-Fri 10am -6pm for details.

Join BLF at the same time.

38 Replies
oldestnewest

pmsl @ that one !!! :)

I find that whilst they are still drunk hubbys are best left outside :) the alchohol keeps them warm giving you time to finnish watching the sad film on tv & finnish chocs! :D THANK YOU FOR MAKING US SMILE KOTC xx

Full of husband sympathy.Aren't you?

god god no! they spend enough time being sorry for themselves without me joining in as well :D

Hidden
Hidden

Hahaha was funny,must try that next time it snows....lol

KingoftheCocktails
KingoftheCocktails
in reply to Hidden

Don't be cruel

Lol i like that.

You weren't in the snow Scars!

:D

Was it you that phoned me? You seem to have a big grin!

I nearly believed your title. Nearly...... Not fully.

Lynne xx

Oh yes you did!

Hidden
Hidden

Perhaps he should take more ice with his drinks?

Hidden
Hidden
in reply to Hidden

Drink less with his ice :-)

KingoftheCocktails
KingoftheCocktails
in reply to Hidden

Did you want him to freeze inside as well as outside?

Haha ! :)

HiddenThis reply has been deleted
KingoftheCocktails
KingoftheCocktails
in reply to Hidden

I was a barsteward for forty years!!!

Show some sympathy girls, us bloke's deserve better don't we. Ha Ha. Were alway's told to exercise so a good walk to the pub can't be all bad, can it? :)

Hidden
Hidden
in reply to dall05

Why...do you ever think to bring us anything back except your drunken selves?

KingoftheCocktails
KingoftheCocktails
in reply to Hidden

Brought some crisps,ate them standing in the snow!

Well said Dall

good for an early evening laugh,thank you

A good laugh helps you to sleep well

Hidden
Hidden

Women huh,, would not even open the window and give him a hot drink,, shocking :)

KingoftheCocktails
KingoftheCocktails
in reply to Hidden

Shocking,just shocking!

You had me going with that one. Hahahaha

Off you go then!

so funny. I thought it was true until the last part. still laughung now.xx

A laugh a day ,that's my way!

Hidden
Hidden

Fooled me too, keep them comeing, we need to laugh this cold weather.

KingoftheCocktails
KingoftheCocktails
in reply to Hidden

Fooled you ex blonde,you can't kid a kidder!

Hidden
Hidden

Think I will push grumpy outside and leave him there, he is neither use nor ornament., his urinal is our ornament, it sits on the book-shelf in all its glory. The other day, he stood up to use the urinal, no shame, I was sitting in the chair reading and he dropped his trousers right in front of me and I thought, what the hell is he wearing pink creased knickers for, it was his bare backside. We have a stairlift now so there is no need for him to be using the urinal in the room, but he is too lazy to walk to it. It is like living with Steptoe.

Hidden
Hidden
in reply to Hidden

GOOD GOD,,,,, HE MUST BE VERY TALL IF ITS ON THE BOOKCASE,,,,,,, CHORTLE CHORTLE,,, HAHhahahahahahhahaahahahahhaaahahah

Hidden
Hidden
in reply to Hidden

Sad, sweetthing - there stood a man that you fell in love with - I would be furious if that happened to me. But think of the man that you married - that is the sad thing.

Hidden
Hidden

You nearly had me there,lol!! Great ending.Always enjoy your jokes,you should make a little book of them. Sweething,its time you did something nice for yourself,as Annie said it is sad,however to late now to change him now,but not to late for yourself,to find some enjoyment in small things,& not dwell on him all the time.(easy to say,I know) but can be done,be strong!! xxx

KingoftheCocktails
KingoftheCocktails
in reply to Hidden

Where were you going?

Thank you, I needed that :-)

You may also like...