Filling up my dosette box
Pills flying everywhere
Midge dashed up to gobble them
I shouted "Don't you dare".
I was too late she'd eaten them
She never heard my call
And thirty minutes later
She was over six foot tall
I took her for the vet to see
A reduction in my mind
He said there's nothing wrong with her
Not that I can find
I said but she is far too big
He said but she's not ill
If you think that that's too big
Wait till you see my bill!
Midge is really not that tall
It's just you that's becoming small. 
😂 There's an element of truth in that! 🙄
Brilliant as ever.
Lotsalols Cap'n - for a minute you had me really worried there - but now I am trying to stifle the giggles xx
Lovely to see you, Margaret. I used to love giggly girls when I was a lad. Come to think of it I still do.🤭x
i have been about in here just a little Cap'n and it is lovely to see you too - girly giggles gladden the heart except when issuing from a guy . . . xx Glad to hear you still do Cap'n. . .
Oh dear Midge what have you done
By eating all the pills
You probably thought it was such fun,
But they are for Don's ills.
Excellent as always Don. Xxxx
That's true about the vet bills we've had plenty of those lately.😕
Fantastic thanks for the laugh 🤣🤣stay safe 😊 Bernadette xx
Thought i wasnt going to get my daily laugh but you came up trumps Don . Oh dear , maybe i should nt use that word in polite conversation
You are such a Clever Cloggs! I dont know hiw you do it Don. Chrys c.
Where did you find/. Manipulate that picture?. Wonderful. I got the giggles too, just right after my very solitary walk and back to my garage confinement .
Xx jo
I'm ashamed to admit I pinched it from the net. I could never get used to Photoshop etc.
Just what the doctor ordered - had a really good belly laugh when I saw the piccie.
Thanks again for a great laugh a little humour goes a very long way.
Oh Don! That made me laugh so much I choked and cried. Best thing I've read for days xx
Hope Midge gets back to normal. Imagine the dog food needed to satisfy that dogs appitite.🐕😁👍
You are back on a rhyming roll, brilliant
I keep saying the same thing Don you are so funny, but Don you really ARE so funny x
Thats either a very big dog or a very small person. One time when someone told me I'm too short I said no I'm not, my feet reach all the way to the ground.
😁
Very true HHP.
I read when Donald Trump was mocking Bernie Saunders about being small Bernie’s retort was ‘Where I come from we measure people from the neck up’
X
I’ll remember that one, thanks 😊
Isn’t there a pill you can give her to make her small again as in Alice in Wonderland?
X
I’ll stick her in the washing machine that seems to shrink everything I put into it. 🙄
Well don’t put your woolly vest in as well -you may need it. My Grandma always used to say
‘Never cast a clout til May’s out’
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😂😂😂😂🐿💕
Brilliant !!
🤣🤣🤣X
Big Al
another big thankyou
A BIG THANKYOU To All
Aspergillosis and Hyperinflated lungs. 
