Password trouble.

[Donald_1931]

Forgotten what your password is

Now isn't that a shame

Just tell me what your email is

And confirm what is your name.

Choose another password

No sorry that won't do

Try again another one

And I'll see what will ensue

No sorry that one's not acceptable

So have another go

Having tried so many

And generated woe

At last you find one working

But forgotten which one you used

By now you've really had enough

And are terribly confused

Forgotten what your password is

Now isn't that a shame

Just tell me what your email is

And confirm what is your name.

Sorry Mr Passwordman

This has become a farce

I no longer want to play your silly game

Stick your website up your ****

[pam1950]

🤣🤣

[JJ_7]

I am so glad there is a "reset password" button on most web sites. Lovely verse Don . Fortunately, I never forget the password to HealthUnlocked. x 😂🧡xx

[Donald_1931 in reply to JJ_7]

I have a thing against 'passwords' JJ. Security protection that belongs in the 80's still used because it's cheap.

[Troilus]

Been there many a time!

[leo60]

😂😂 xx

[Greenthorn]

I'd say "Stick your passwords up your **** "

Probably sharper!

[Greenthorn]

My passwords are on a spreadsheet

Protected by a code

But I can't remember what that is

So I've reached a dead-end road.

[Pantani]

Im terrible at remembering passwords. With most site's I've had to change my pessword every time I logon.

[Stratos20]

Love it Donald and so, so true 😊

[MoyB]

Laughed out loud at the punchline, Don, and so did my husband!I feel you might have been sitting here with us on the many, many occasions this has happened to my dearly beloved. We can most certainly relate!

Xx Moy

[B0xermad]

This sums it up wonderfully, love it🤣

[LissacFrance]

PWs are the bane of my life. One of my clients insists that the PW is changed every 3 months, lower case, upper case, special symbol. Minimum of 8 characters. I try to folow carefully the instructions, but often come to grief. Next time I`ll send the reminder to you. Thanks Don, have a good day, Chris.

[katieoxo60]

Brilliant Don , that's what it does feel like. But made me smile. One site is even worse as its numbers and it blocks you if you try more than twice. I have an I pad I can't use because of such a problem. Beware Don and others windows eleven won't work on some computers and to upgrade to use it is very Technical so for many it means buying new computers again. Or paying for engineers to tweek the old computers. Bah humbug Enjoy your day.

[Alberta56 in reply to katieoxo60]

Thanks for the warning. I hate upgrades, since it takes me long enough to find out how one system works. I'd still be on Windows XP if they'd let me. xxx

[katieoxo60 in reply to Alberta56]

Me too x

[Karenanne61]

🤣🤣🤣

[Fleur29]

Well said 🙋🏼‍♀️

My work requires a pw change every 90 days. Benefits website is run separately but same rules apply. And can't use any combination of the previous 15 passwords. I'm running out of ideas (and patience!)

Then they say "don't write it anywhere"...

[Nula2]

🤣🤣 Love it and the punchline has given me some ideas for the next time a site asks me for a new password.... xxx

[Alberta56]

Absolutely spot on. I have all my passwords written in a little book. Password/ crossing out/ password/ crossing out. If a burglar pinched it I'd be lost. Will read poem to spouse when he's back in room, but not to daughter who has hurt her ribs. xxxx

[CDPO16 in reply to Alberta56]

I have two passwords but I often can't remember which is for what thing!

[Spoticus]

😂😂😂

[Blackcat99]

Oh, Don, that is pure brilliant!!! 🤣 Husband, daughter and I were saying exactly the same thing yesterday - but we didn’t say it nearly as well! 🤣😂🤣. Been a difficult few days here, but you’ve really cheered me up - thank you! Janice

[Mavary]

Ha ha! I know that one. 😹

[CDPO16]

Brilliant Donald xx

[Izb1]

🤣😃🤣😃😘 another belter Don , thank you for making me laugh x

[Donald_1931 in reply to Izb1]

Getting cross about something sparks me off again. 🤣xx

[dunnellon]

You've hit the nail on the head again, Don! Exactly!

[watergazer]

🤣 passwords are a pain

[Bingo88]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[BronchyBronwen]

Terrific as always! So true as well. The most infuriating things ever! To get my revenge, I tend to update my passwords with rude words/phrases - just makes me feel better! 🤣🤣🤣

[djbctla]

*^%*^% is my password and 🐾🐲boiled cabbage🗣 will that do ! shove your website

BERNARDINE 🥰🤗🤗🤗