Pants... now there's a funny word,
Can mean all sort of things.
Right now it usually means,
What the hot weather brings.
At other times it might mean
Some clothing that you wear.
Or something that's dislikeable
And might make people stare.
Us humans do not need to pant
But dogs unfortunately do.
We will sweat in excessive heat,
They have to pant 'in lieu'.
If I increased the fan power more,
I'd have to nail Midge to the floor!