Knackered!

Knackered!

By eck! said Father Christmas,

I'm running rather late.

Some kids I know will not be pleased

But they'll just have to wait.

There's not much snow to help my sleigh,

And wheels I cannot not fit.

Some children ask for far too much

They get right on my nerves. (Avoiding naughty word alert)

Climbing down these chimneys

Plays havoc with my legs.

But never mind if I get too late,

I'll leave them Easter eggs.

Ho!, Ho!, Ho!. MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY.

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Ha ha very good, thank you! I'm glad even Santa suffers from BaaHumbug occasionally too! 😂😂

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And to you Don :) :)

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😄😁 thank you. This made me laugh😊

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Thank you, that's what I like to hear. :-)

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Brilliant as usual Don. Keep it up, we need all the humour we can get it's the best tonic of all.Hope you have a lovely Christmas, Sheila xx

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Thank you mskpjb, my very best wishes to you and yours.

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Well, the Easter Eggs will be on sale on Boxing Day, I expect, so no probs for Santa!

I love your poems, Dan. Have a good Christmas! xx Moy

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Merry Christmas Don

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😄😄😄

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