Feeling very depressed, a man walks into the pub and orders a triple scotch. "You know" said the barman, pouring him the drink. "Thats quiet a heavy poison, is something wrong ? "
"Well ", says the man, downing the shots in one. "I got home, and found my wife in bed with my best friend "
Wow!! exclaims the barman. No wonder you need a stiff drink - the next ones on the house. " So what did you do ? "
"I walked over to my wife " the man replies "and told her that we were through. i told her to get the hell out "
"That makes sense" , says the barman, nodding."
But what about your best friend !! ? "
"Well" slurs the man, tears in his eyes.
"I waked over to him ,,,,looked him right in the eye,",,,,and said,,,
,,,,"Bad dog !! "
jimmys not been to hot of late,,, but hes still here!!
lots of love and kindness to all ,, jimmy xxx