Well what is Wednesday holding for you today, my first job today is collect daughter Kate from the garage after she has left her car for some repairs to be carried out, then I might give my garage a good tidy up and put things back in their correct places. Had a call from Hannah who was on her way home from a meeting in London, it seems she got on the wrong train to Exeter, she should have got the one a few minutes later that was a stopper, and the guard was not very under standing and insisted that she had to pay not the difference but the full price of another ticket £98 she was very upset, it seems rather a rip off to me, thats the trouble with different companies running the trains instead of one like it was in the passed.
Right there was this old geezer who was a retired farmer, well he was bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He placed a sign outside that read "Get your treatment here for £50, if your not cured I will give you £100 back,"
Dr Young who was certain the old Geezer had no medical training and this was a chance of making some money, so off he went to the clinic. He said "Dr Geezer I have lost all taste in my mouth can you help", the old Geezer said nurse bring the medicine from box 22 and place 2 drops in Dr Young's mouth. "Aaagh that's petrol its awful" said Young, Congratulations you got your taste back that's £50 said the old Geezer.
Dr Young thought I will get him this time so back he goes, Dr Geezer I have lost my memory he said.
Right said the old Geezer nurse same medicine as before but place 4 drops in his mouth this time.
No way said Dr Young that was petrol and tasted awful. Congratulations you got your memory back that's £50 please said the old Geezer.
Dr Young was fuming and decided to have one more go, this time he went and said "I am having trouble with my eye sight I can hardly see anything at all,"
"Oh dear I have no treatment for that so here is the £100 as stated on the sign" said the old Geezer.
Hang on said Dr Young there is only £50 here, Congratulations said the old Geezer your vision is back, as he takes the money back and said that's £50 please.
The moral of this story is, Just because you are young it doesn't mean you can out smart an Old Geezer.
The sun is out so hope you all have a great day. xxx Fred