Morning smilers just back with one empty arm after the blood test, they will have to use the other arm next week. Sun shining but its still freezing
There was a red head and a blonde watching the 6 o' clock new and it was showing this man on a bridge threatening to jump. The blonde said to the redhead that she would bet her £10 that the man would not jump, and the redhead said "Ok I accept that bet".
Sure enough the man did jump, so the blonde handed over the money, the redhead said she could not take the money as they are friends, but the blonde said a bets a bet. The redhead said no I can't as I saw the news at 5 o'clock.
The blonde said "So did I but I never thought for one minute he would jump again"
One of the girls above was so pleased that she was complimented on her driving, when she found a note on her windscreen that said "Parking Fine".