ADULT; A person who has stopped growing at both ends. And is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR; A place where women curl up and die.
CHICKENS; The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE; A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST; Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST; Someone who is usually me deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF; Cold storage.
INFLATION; Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO; An insect that makes you like flys better.
RAISIN; A grape with sunburn.
SECRET; Something you only tell one person at a time.
SKELETON; A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE; The pain that drives you to extraction
TOMORROW; One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
YAWN; An honest opinion openly expressed.
And my favorite !!!
WRINKLES; Something other people have, similar to my my character lines.