ADULT; A person who has stopped growing at both ends. And is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR; A place where women curl up and die.

CHICKENS; The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE; A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST; Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST; Someone who is usually me deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF; Cold storage.

INFLATION; Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO; An insect that makes you like flys better.

RAISIN; A grape with sunburn.

SECRET; Something you only tell one person at a time.

SKELETON; A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE; The pain that drives you to extraction

TOMORROW; One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.

YAWN; An honest opinion openly expressed.

And my favorite !!!

WRINKLES; Something other people have, similar to my my character lines.

5 Replies

  • I agree with your favourite. I also have character lines ! :)

  • Very funny :) my fave is the skeleton one.

    coughalot x

  • Being lazy I like tomorrow. :)

  • :D

  • very good thank you xx

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