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A man jumped out of a crashing plane. He pulled the rip cord of the parachute and nothing happened. He was plummeting towards the ground when he saw another man coming up from the ground at a great rate of knots. He shouted 'do you know anything about parachutes'? The other man shouted back 'No - do you know anything about gas ovens'! lol!!

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Suzy6

Ha Ha Ha SirJames, still chuckling. The last think I expected as an ending.

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Kebabalicious

:) love it

HaHa,that's a goody! xx

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JParkway58

Love it very funny

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jimmyw123

ha ha,, very good :)

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