A man jumped out of a crashing plane. He pulled the rip cord of the parachute and nothing happened. He was plummeting towards the ground when he saw another man coming up from the ground at a great rate of knots. He shouted 'do you know anything about parachutes'? The other man shouted back 'No - do you know anything about gas ovens'! lol!!
One for the weekend!: A man jumped out... - Lung Conditions C...
One for the weekend!
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Ha Ha Ha SirJames, still chuckling. The last think I expected as an ending.
love it
HaHa,that's a goody! xx
Love it very funny
ha ha,, very good
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