For The Ladies.
My husband came home with a tube of
KY jelly and said, "This will make
you happy tonight"
He was right. When he went out of
the bedroom, I squirted it all over
the doorknobs. He couldn't get back
in.
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A couple is lying in bed. The man
says, "I am going to make you the
happiest woman in the world"
The woman says, "I'll miss you"
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Q: What do you call an intelligent,
good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour
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He said "since I first laid eyes on
you, I've wanted to make love to you
really badly"
She said "well, you've succeeded"
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Q: What's the difference between a
boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes