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A Scotsman phones a dentist to inquire about the cost for a tooth extraction…

“85 pounds for an extraction, sir” the dentist replied.

“85 quid ! Huv ye no’got anythin’ cheaper?”

“That’s the normal charge,” said the dentist.

“Whit about if ye didn’t use any anaesthetic?”

“That’s unusual, sir, but I could do it and it would knock 15 pounds off”.

“What aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still without any anaesthetic?”

“I can’t guarantee their professionalism and it’ll be painful. But the price could drop by 20 pounds.”

“How aboot if ye make it a trainin’ session, have yer student do the extraction with the other students watchin’ and learning’ ?”

“It’ll be good for the students”, mulled the dentist. “I’ll charge you 5 pounds but it will be traumatic”.

“It’s a deal,” said the Scotsman. “Can ye confirm an appointment for my wife next Tuesday then?”

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Very funny Wendells. Xx

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No offence meant!

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None taken!

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I'm a Scot and it made me laugh. We know we're not mean, just careful, ha ha.

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My Dad was a Scot & had some great jokes,probably would have been branded a racist,in these politically correct days!

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LOL, I found it very funny, being a 'careful' Scot. Thank you Wendells :) x

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Nothing racist in that.and very funny

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Brilliant. Being a Scot if you cannot have a laugh it must be a bad day. Great joke Wendells.Berwick xx

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Great joke Wendells. That really appealed to my quirky sense of humour. Put as many up as you like in that vein. Anything to brighten our day I say.

Bobby xxx

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Here hee, laughed until I started coughing. Great joke. :)

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Kat

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Enjoyed that Wendells got my giggler going thanks awfully. :) Janexx

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Lol :) Julie x

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Witty

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i like it Wendells started day off just right have a nice day

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Lol, good one.

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Haha. Good one :-)))

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lol very good thank you xx

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Quality I really laughed at that one........ However I should add I am Scottish and proud.

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