.....New Employee

The manager of a large office asked a new employee to come into his office

''What is your name?,'' was the first thing the manager asked'

''John '' the new guy replied.

The manager scowled.

''Look, I don't know what kind of namby-pamby place you worked at before,

but I don't call anyone by their first name! It breeds familiarity

and that leads to a breakdown in authority,'' he said

''I refer to my employees by their last name only-Smith, Jones , Baker-that's all.

Now that we got that straight,what is your last name?''

The new guy sighed and said, '' Darling. My name is John Darling.''

The manager said , ''Okay. John ,the next thing I want to tell you....''



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35 Replies

  • :D

  • That was a a rib tickler peeg

  • That's a good one Richard, I liked it. Is your condition improving or are still just fit for the knackers yard?

    Regards, Bobby

  • I feel fit for nothing Bobby.agony!

  • Hope you weren't chuckling when you typed that, ribs man, remember the ribs ....... :)

  • The ribs won't et me forget them scrobbity

  • Hey ho nice one KOTC goodgame hows yer riblets? :) Janexx

  • Riblets are excruciating Jane

  • Oh LOL King, but I hope you are resting, & trying very hard not to drive your poor lady wife to distraction :P xxxxx

  • As if ! sillywitch

  • Loved that :D ribs? Have you hurt them? regards Dozy - hope you feel better soon

  • I coughed ,I broke ribs.it hurts Dozy

  • That's a good one hope you're feeling better

  • I must not laugh breather

  • Snigger snigger! Very funny.

  • Goody, goody Mavary

  • Oh very good! loved it! :) xxx

  • Good on you hufferpuffer

  • This reminds me of Blackadder (the one in 1st World War) with Captain Darling :-)

  • LOL my thoughts exactly. Hope you are on the mend, KOTC :) :) :) x

  • Broken but not down initial

  • Memories are made of laughs? flylikeeagles

  • Oh yes King, thank goodness for giggles :-)

  • :) :) :) :) xx

  • When you're smiling Toci

  • Bless!

  • Thank you Wowsa ,bless you too.

  • Good one, Will remember that one !!

  • Put it in the memory pocket junespoon

  • Now, where do you find them. I shall have a bruised bottom for falling off my chair :-))

    Hope you get better soon!

  • Put a cushion down first helingmic

  • King, I'll have to put it over my face to stop laughing so much :-)))))

  • Your choice helingmic

  • lol thank you xx

  • Pleased you enjoyed a laugh undine

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