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.....New Employee

The manager of a large office asked a new employee to come into his office

''What is your name?,'' was the first thing the manager asked'

''John '' the new guy replied.

The manager scowled.

''Look, I don't know what kind of namby-pamby place you worked at before,

but I don't call anyone by their first name! It breeds familiarity

and that leads to a breakdown in authority,'' he said

''I refer to my employees by their last name only-Smith, Jones , Baker-that's all.

Now that we got that straight,what is your last name?''

The new guy sighed and said, '' Darling. My name is John Darling.''

The manager said , ''Okay. John ,the next thing I want to tell you....''

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peege

:D

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to peege

That was a a rib tickler peeg

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phillips1

That's a good one Richard, I liked it. Is your condition improving or are still just fit for the knackers yard?

Regards, Bobby

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to phillips1

I feel fit for nothing Bobby.agony!

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scrobbitty

Hope you weren't chuckling when you typed that, ribs man, remember the ribs ....... :)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to scrobbitty

The ribs won't et me forget them scrobbity

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longlungs

Hey ho nice one KOTC goodgame hows yer riblets? :) Janexx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to longlungs

Riblets are excruciating Jane

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sillywitch

Oh LOL King, but I hope you are resting, & trying very hard not to drive your poor lady wife to distraction :P xxxxx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to sillywitch

As if ! sillywitch

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DozyDormouse

Loved that :D ribs? Have you hurt them? regards Dozy - hope you feel better soon

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to DozyDormouse

I coughed ,I broke ribs.it hurts Dozy

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breather

That's a good one hope you're feeling better

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to breather

I must not laugh breather

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Mavary

Snigger snigger! Very funny.

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to Mavary

Goody, goody Mavary

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hufferpuffer

Oh very good! loved it! :) xxx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to hufferpuffer

Good on you hufferpuffer

This reminds me of Blackadder (the one in 1st World War) with Captain Darling :-)

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initial in reply to

LOL my thoughts exactly. Hope you are on the mend, KOTC :) :) :) x

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to initial

Broken but not down initial

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Memories are made of laughs? flylikeeagles

in reply to KingoftheCocktails

Oh yes King, thank goodness for giggles :-)

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Toci

:) :) :) :) xx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to Toci

When you're smiling Toci

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wowsa

Bless!

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to wowsa

Thank you Wowsa ,bless you too.

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junespoon

Good one, Will remember that one !!

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to junespoon

Put it in the memory pocket junespoon

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helingmic

Now, where do you find them. I shall have a bruised bottom for falling off my chair :-))

Hope you get better soon!

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to helingmic

Put a cushion down first helingmic

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helingmic

King, I'll have to put it over my face to stop laughing so much :-)))))

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to helingmic

Your choice helingmic

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undine

lol thank you xx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to undine

Pleased you enjoyed a laugh undine

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