When I looked in the mirror a few weeks ago after my bath, all I could see was a fine specimen of manhood. However, my wife called me a fat, bald-headed little b****r. Now in fairness I can’t really argue the little, being only 5’4” in old money. I also can’t dispute that perhaps I am thinning a bit on top. O.k, I’m bald as a coot! It was the word FAT that really hurt. 15 stone 7lb is a fine weight I thought.
Now when I was diagnosed with COPD 11 years ago I was an undernourished 12 stone dead. My argument to my wife was that it was the Seretide, the Ventolin and the Spiriva that had fattened me up. When she disputed this I said I would get proof from the others on the BLF site. You have all put on weight haven’t you?