Time for a Laugh

[MichaelJH]

I am warming up for Round 2 with my energy supplier after thinking it was all sorted but an email this morning shows they have muddied the waters more. So time for a laugh - apparently the patient didn't make it!

[080311]

Michael you have made my morning, at last back to having a laugh, thank you so much for posting, but so very sorry your having energy supplier problems. Younger son as just had solar panels put in and yesterday was the switch on, very excited because of the sunshine he was sending power to the grid! Generating more than he was using hurrah!

[Hidden]

Lol

Christmas is coming!

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

😂😂😂😂😂

[SpiritoftheFloyd in reply to Hidden]

😂😂😂

[jeanjeannie50 in reply to Hidden]

Love it!

[Magicfairy in reply to Hidden]

🤣😂🤣😂

[Nadeje in reply to Hidden]

That is special!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[SpiritoftheFloyd]

I think I'd ask for a second opinion!

[MichaelJH Heart Star in reply to SpiritoftheFloyd]

😁😁😁

[Milkfairy Heart Star]

Thank you, Michael. 😂😂😂😂

[Sunnie2day]

Is it bad I laughed (and still am)?

[Magicfairy in reply to Sunnie2day]

Yes😲, bad lady, me too 🤣😂🤣

[marigoldb]

Great Michael, had a good laugh, at the patient’s expense of course!

[Prada47]

Not for Children or Faint Hearted

How to bring a dummy round ( I have done it for years ) First

1 Give the Dummy a Cuddle

2 Remove excess Clothing

3 Gently Caress the Dummy

4 Necking Session with said Dummy

5 Continue Necking/Caressing Dummy

6 When Excitement Grows continue Mouth to Mouth on Dummy

7 Reach out for Viagra

8 Satisfy Dummy and Yourself

9 More Mouth to Mouth on Dummy if Needed

10 Turn Over and say Goodnight to Dummy

Wake in the Moring but for gods sake don't greet the Wife with Morning Dummy

This was before Bisoprolol LOL

is that why Bisoprolol ends in lol

Love

[Wheesy in reply to Prada47]

We could make a living from comedy I will do the potography you can do captions [a lot more funny than mine]and a least it has made a lot of peoples day a lit4tle bit happier

[MountainGoat52 in reply to Prada47]

You forgot to mention a delay in proceedings at stage 7. 😯

[MichaelJH Heart Star in reply to MountainGoat52]

Del and Rodders had some - dummies that is!

[uzininemm]

Now I know why the other half wouldn't tell me where she was working.

[Handel in reply to uzininemm]

😂😂

[Qualipop in reply to uzininemm]

If she looks like that, lucky you

[Heythrop51]

MichaelJH 's nurse got you overexcited?? ☺

[Hidden]

😂 You don’t say! 🤣

[Magicfairy]

😂 thank you for lightening the mood 🧘‍♀️🙂

[Hidden]

After Arwen raging all yesterday and still raging thank you all for the smiles this morning.

[Wheesy]

Beilliant I am in Hospital at the momentand enjoyed myself for quite a while messing about with a new Powerpoint Program, which we have printed off in colour and put it on display in the ward.Hope that you do noy mid it has brought a lot of laughs with patients and visitors

[MichaelJH Heart Star in reply to Wheesy]

No worries as you put a smile on people's faces! 😁

[Wooodsie]

👍😂😂😂👍

[Buzzy-Beans]

I had exactly the same out of body experience whilst bashing my head against the invisible wall negotiating my new contract with Octopus who claim their email contact system is the best............ Well if that's the best, heaven knows how bad, bad can be, thank heavens I have a lot of GTN sprays to keep my angina pains away!!

[MichaelJH Heart Star in reply to Buzzy-Beans]

I am having issues with EON.next and EON who are the same company. The one that wound me up was on the fourth call as was asked if I could hold for a few minute and then instead of rubbish music got "Our offices are now closed..."! A word for a female dog crossed my mind!

[Handel]

Thanks Michael. You've brightened up a very (very, very) snowy day in good old Birmingham!! Hope you're doing OK. Jan xx😂

[080311 in reply to Handel]

Oh my Handel stay safe and warm, we are west coast of Scotland and no snow so far this year! Believe the east coast might have some. A bit early do you think? Hope it’s not a sign of things to come.

Pauline x

[Handel in reply to 080311]

Well, I think we'll have to wait and see. The raging winds have created lovely snow drifts so the scenery is quite picturesque for Birmingham!!! Hope you're OK. Love and virtual hugs. Jan xx

[Qualipop in reply to 080311]

Lucky you. A friend in West Scotland last 1/8 of her roof. Many many trees down here in East Lanc's and about 3 inches snow. One gust lifted my poor dog off her feet last night- she was terrified. It sounded like an express train

[080311 in reply to Qualipop]

Goodness me, that’s awful. Spoke to son on the south coast he had some very high winds had to retrieve the garden furniture. We were just a bit blustery. Hope your friend is ok, and your poor dog isn’t too traumatised. Stay safe and warm.

Pauline x

[Qualipop in reply to 080311]

Dog seems to have forgotten her scare but then he wind's dropped now. She won't be so quick to go out in the next storm. We are right on the watershed of teh Pennines so it's always bad.

[080311 in reply to Qualipop]

We used to live in Cheshire, so a bit flat! We were very sheltered by the Pennines.

[GrannyE in reply to Handel]

Goodness no snow here in South Bucks. Bit of wind but not too much. We are not that much further south than you. Chilly but no frost on the ground. You will have to take photos and use them on your Christmas cards. How pretty.

[Handel in reply to GrannyE]

What a lovely reply GrannyE. I made snowmen with the grandchildren (suitably attired in the customary clothing PLUS face masks!!!Hope you're keeping well and warm. Jan xxx

[MountainGoat52]

I take the digest format of the forum and seeing the heading of this post my immediate thought was "that's Michael!". Hmm, I wonder why. 😂

[MichaelJH Heart Star in reply to MountainGoat52]

Err?! 🤔

[MountainGoat52 in reply to MichaelJH]

It's your sense of humour Michael. You're a ray of light on this forum. 😀

[Nadeje]

🤣🤣🤣thanks for that!😍

[reidmar]

👍😂

[GrannyE]

An example of social distancing!

[Pammy124prms]

First time I've laughed in ages nearly laughed my stents out

[MichaelJH Heart Star]

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ?

Where do they go?

Wonder no more ! ! !

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

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"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you? 🤣🤣🤣

[Annemarietheknitter]

😂😂😂😂😂

[MichaelJH Heart Star]

A partner was moving a pallet of Nestle chocolate it the local supermarket when it fell on him. He was trapped for three hours as every time he shouted "The Milky Bars are on me" colleagues and customers cheered!

[Tannigirl]

Thanks for all the humour Michael…you’re a real tonic for everyone 😁

[Gladwyn]

That one had me howling with laughter when I finally realised what was going on!! My specs were smudgy lol.