I am warming up for Round 2 with my energy supplier after thinking it was all sorted but an email this morning shows they have muddied the waters more. So time for a laugh - apparently the patient didn't make it!
Time for a Laugh: I am warming up for... - British Heart Fou...
Time for a Laugh
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Michael you have made my morning, at last back to having a laugh, thank you so much for posting, but so very sorry your having energy supplier problems. Younger son as just had solar panels put in and yesterday was the switch on, very excited because of the sunshine he was sending power to the grid! Generating more than he was using hurrah!
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Love it!
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That is special!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Thank you, Michael. 😂😂😂😂
Great Michael, had a good laugh, at the patient’s expense of course!
Not for Children or Faint Hearted
How to bring a dummy round ( I have done it for years ) First
1 Give the Dummy a Cuddle
2 Remove excess Clothing
3 Gently Caress the Dummy
4 Necking Session with said Dummy
5 Continue Necking/Caressing Dummy
6 When Excitement Grows continue Mouth to Mouth on Dummy
7 Reach out for Viagra
8 Satisfy Dummy and Yourself
9 More Mouth to Mouth on Dummy if Needed
10 Turn Over and say Goodnight to Dummy
Wake in the Moring but for gods sake don't greet the Wife with Morning Dummy
This was before Bisoprolol LOL
is that why Bisoprolol ends in lol
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We could make a living from comedy I will do the potography you can do captions [a lot more funny than mine]and a least it has made a lot of peoples day a lit4tle bit happier
Now I know why the other half wouldn't tell me where she was working.
MichaelJH 's nurse got you overexcited?? ☺
😂 You don’t say! 🤣
😂 thank you for lightening the mood 🧘♀️🙂
After Arwen raging all yesterday and still raging thank you all for the smiles this morning.
Beilliant I am in Hospital at the momentand enjoyed myself for quite a while messing about with a new Powerpoint Program, which we have printed off in colour and put it on display in the ward.Hope that you do noy mid it has brought a lot of laughs with patients and visitors
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I had exactly the same out of body experience whilst bashing my head against the invisible wall negotiating my new contract with Octopus who claim their email contact system is the best............ Well if that's the best, heaven knows how bad, bad can be, thank heavens I have a lot of GTN sprays to keep my angina pains away!!
Thanks Michael. You've brightened up a very (very, very) snowy day in good old Birmingham!! Hope you're doing OK. Jan xx😂
Oh my Handel stay safe and warm, we are west coast of Scotland and no snow so far this year! Believe the east coast might have some. A bit early do you think? Hope it’s not a sign of things to come.
Pauline x
Well, I think we'll have to wait and see. The raging winds have created lovely snow drifts so the scenery is quite picturesque for Birmingham!!! Hope you're OK. Love and virtual hugs. Jan xx
Lucky you. A friend in West Scotland last 1/8 of her roof. Many many trees down here in East Lanc's and about 3 inches snow. One gust lifted my poor dog off her feet last night- she was terrified. It sounded like an express train
Goodness me, that’s awful. Spoke to son on the south coast he had some very high winds had to retrieve the garden furniture. We were just a bit blustery. Hope your friend is ok, and your poor dog isn’t too traumatised. Stay safe and warm.
Pauline x
Dog seems to have forgotten her scare but then he wind's dropped now. She won't be so quick to go out in the next storm. We are right on the watershed of teh Pennines so it's always bad.
Goodness no snow here in South Bucks. Bit of wind but not too much. We are not that much further south than you. Chilly but no frost on the ground. You will have to take photos and use them on your Christmas cards. How pretty.
I take the digest format of the forum and seeing the heading of this post my immediate thought was "that's Michael!". Hmm, I wonder why. 😂
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An example of social distancing!
First time I've laughed in ages nearly laughed my stents out
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Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ?
Where do they go?
Wonder no more ! ! !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
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"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you? 🤣🤣🤣
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A partner was moving a pallet of Nestle chocolate it the local supermarket when it fell on him. He was trapped for three hours as every time he shouted "The Milky Bars are on me" colleagues and customers cheered!
Thanks for all the humour Michael…you’re a real tonic for everyone 😁
That one had me howling with laughter when I finally realised what was going on!! My specs were smudgy lol.