Borrowed this from Pumping Marvellous site.
At the hospital for my follow up appointment, as I was sitting waiting to be seen, the lad next to me says," Fair fae yer honest sonsieface! Great chieftain o' the puddin race!!" I was like, eh?!?!., I turned my head round to the the lady sat on my other side, she said, " Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie, O, what a panic's in thy breastie!" , As I grabbed the next doctor walking past I said, "excuse me is this the psychiatric ward?" He says, "no this is the burns unit!"
Happy Rabbie Burns day.