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Stolen from another site.

God was seen walking around Yorkshire this morning. He was asked what He was doing. “I’m working from home” He said.

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SpiritoftheFloyd

😂

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080311

Sorry he was up here in Scotland,😉

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Gladwyn in reply to080311

Ah was that who gave me directions when i said I had lost my way? Tallish guy with a beard long hair and kaftan made out of sackcloth. He was lovely. 😀

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080311 in reply toGladwyn

Yep that’s the guy😉

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Sunnie2day in reply to080311

You beat me to it:)

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Stuart2441

No, read the scriptures, that was another man in his image. 😂

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Gladwyn

😂

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Wodney1966

Hes fm gods own country Yorkshire lol

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Prada47

Need to find Lancashire so I can be safe in my Home County said God.

So I pointed him to the Pennine Hill over looking Whalley & out to Clitheroe

Stay Safe Stay Well

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VelvetSky

Hi, liked it!

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Maisie2014

In yesterday’s I. “A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.”

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