2 apples a day

[Ianc2]

According to the times newspaper it is not an apple a day but two apples a day that are required to keep to the doctor away?

[Ianc2]

Oops , Sorry , same story as Lezzers, just a different source.

[MichaelJH Heart Star]

Two apples? Isn't that a pear?

[Tudee in reply to MichaelJH]

😂😂😂😂😂 great start to my day, thank you Michael.

[Handel in reply to MichaelJH]

Well, just wet myself giggling again!!! Nice one xxx

[MichaelJH Heart Star]

After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker’s boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers.

Angrily she asked, “If you had 4 apples and I asked for one, how many would you have left?”

Quickly he replied, “If it was you who asked, I’d still have 4 apples.”

[Modeller3]

Thanks for that my nurse told me not to eat fruit. As it can make you fat