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What did the cheese say when he saw himself in the halloumi

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Which cheese is made backwards?

Edam.

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Sunnie2day in reply to MichaelJH

For the rest of my life every time I put some edam on something I'm going to think of this, thank-you, Life needs all the smiles it can get!

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The A-Team are cooking in the kitchen one day. Mr T mixes eggs and cream. Face cooks some broccoli. And Murdoch grates some cheese.

Then Hannibal walks in with a pastry case and says, "I love it when a flan comes together."

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Lezzers in reply to MichaelJH

Can't like cheese 🧀 jokes sorry, hate cheese 🧀, quite funny though

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You could convert it to a strawberry flan! Just like that!

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cowparsley in reply to MichaelJH

LOL!!!

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VelvetSky

It gets worse but good to start the day with a smile!

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Sunnie2day

I saw your update ('missed out 'mirror') but do you know, Sanpedro, somehow this works even without the mirror!

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