I phoned the optican the other day to book an appointment he cant be very good he said he couldn't see me
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A timely joke....you've reminded me to make an appt with my optician...so practical as well as funny. Thanks for that 👀 ☺
MichaelJHHeart Star
Why did the phone wear glasses? Because it lost all of its contacts!
I went to join the Navy. The first question they asked me was "can you swim? " I said why, haven't you got any ships?.
MichaelJHHeart Star
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LOL x
Thank you.About time we had a few more one liners culled from the Beano xx
The jokes really do make me laugh out loud...does that make me a saddo??
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