Because of balance, tremors and coordination problems I might have to give up job as a brain surgeon, my last few operations didn’t go very well.
One now thinks he’s from another solar system and here to save the world.
Two now thinks he’s a horse.
Three now thinks he’s a tree.
The wife’s of 1 and 3 are livid.
People are too soft these days in my army days we done our own brain surgery using my Swiss army knife.
I was really mad yesterday as I fell down getting into my car this elderly woman came running up and said have you got ataxia this made me upset as I had just spent a small fortune on 9 pints of strong lager.