Hi broad minded Health unlockders A little bit behind...........

[KingoftheCocktails]

I apologise for my continual moaning about my health and my visits to the doctors.

This visit was an utter necessity as I was suffering with some severe embarassing discomfort.

You do not have to feel pity or sorry for me.I just want to explain things to you calmly so that you can understand my feelings

I went to the Doctor and embarassingly told him I had a problem with my bum and would he please take a look

My Doctor who is very understanding asked me to drop pants so he could take a look.

''Incredible he says,there is a twenty pound note lodged up here'',

Tentatively he eases the twenty out of my bum and then a ten pound note appears.

'' What do you want me to do?''

''Well for goodness sake .please take it out I shrieked''You can understand now the pain I was in.

My Doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears and another and another and another etc.

Finally the last note comes out and no more appear much to my relief.

''Ohh thank you Doctor'' I said'' that's better.''

''Just out of interest Doctor ,how much was there in there then?.''

The Doctor counts the pile of money and says

''£1,990 exactly.''

''Oh that's right'' I said

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'' I knew I wasn't feeling two grand today

HA HA

Richard Cornish

BREATHE EASY = FRIENDSHIP

Don't be embarassed. Join one of the 267 Breathe Easy groups across the country now

Details BLF

[elian]

lmao, yet again KOTC

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to elian]

Who are we to say?

[maggiemay42]

Hello Richard read the first two lines and thought oh no your not well,reading on I realized you have fooled me yet again should have known you were giving me my daily giggle Thank you.xx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to maggiemay42]

Fun and laughter

[tanyamarie]

Better than the last one hee hee

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to tanyamarie]

Don't be mad at me!

[dall05]

Well done King, you had me going on that one at first. I should have known better!! . I think it was time for a laugh and as usual you supplied it. 'keep um coming'

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to dall05]

Crystal ball on the table !

[RM46]

You have cheered me up no end. Pity, I can't remember jokes.Now, I'm to busy worrying if I can breath/walk. Keep sending in the jokes.x

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to RM46]

Bells will be ringing and birds will be singing !

[Puffthemagicdragon]

Doh ! Good job it wasn't all in coins.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Puffthemagicdragon]

But I remembered just in time !

[canalchris]

Hello King , I too know the embarrassment of having to go to the doctors with " number two" type problems, only recently I was in the surgery to ask for help and advice about the strange appearance of my poo, it was coming out in multiple long hexagonal pieces. As I explained this to the doctor he smiled and told me it was quite common in men of my age and a simple procedure which he could carry out there and then would sort it . He told me to stand up and drop my trousers etc which I did, he then produced a huge pair of scissors and disappeared round my back, I was petrified of what was to come, I heard a big snip but felt no pain. It was then he explained to me that he had simply 6" from the bottom of my string vest.

[canalchris in reply to canalchris]

DOH, T hat should have said cut 6", etc. I really am going to have to sack my secretary, ha ha .

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to canalchris]

We're going were the sun shines brightly!!

[Daxiemad]

Oh this is an old one, as she groans,

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Daxiemad]

Devil woman let go of me

[george68]

how do you get those wee funny faces from....this is a serious qustion by the was!!

[alice14]

marvellous lol x

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to alice14]

Good news

[canalchris]

G

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to canalchris]

Gee whizz it's you