How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
Venison for dinner again?..........Oh,deer!
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.Details are sketchy.
I used to be a banker,but then I lost interest.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
England has no kidney bank but does have a Liverpool.
I tried to catch some fog ,but I mist
I changed my iPod's name to titanic.It's syncing now.
Jokes about Germans are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid,but he says he can stop anytime.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went,then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognised me from the vegetarian club,but I'd never met herbivore.
When chemists die,apparently they barium.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns.It was a play on words.
Why were the Indians able to settle here first? They had reservations.
We're going on a trip to a Coca-Cola factory.I hope thre's no pop quiz.
I didn't like my beard at first.Then it grew on me.
When you get a bladder infection you know urine trouble.
Broken pencils are pretty much pointless.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stole.As of now,it appears the police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I needed dough
Velcro-what a rip off.
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