I don`t do "social media" as I find it responsible for an awful lot of problems, worldwide. From bullying and lying to more dangerous suggestions of suicide. I do however enjoy the shared poetry from people such as Don. I may not be able to emulate him, but for better or worse I will tell you a little story. I`ve broken it down into different sections and will try to remember what I`ve published and what is still to come. Constructive criticism more than welcome, Chris.
Sheffield
the birthplace of family and friends.
Written by
Christopher H. Ward.
Illustrations by
Yori Magination
Authors Notes
Any reference to persons either living or dead is quite intentional. All names are real, as are the people. I trust that I have given offence to no-one and brought a smile to many. I accept no responsibility for any injuries occasioned whilst laughing.
The author.
Introduction.
This is a small size book inspired by a small person who has, in her own inimitable way, inspired many, many people. It is a collection of tales, anecdotes and family stories which should have been put down in writing many years ago but, as with all best intentions, things tend to be put off. The trigger for writing at this time was a recent family wedding at which the groom was heard to say:" What more could I wish for. Here I am dancing late at night with my 95-year-old Granny." (Jon age 35). The small person referred to, is of course, Granny, 'my Mum', who has in recent times seen her status elevated to that of "Little Granny' as her daughter, being at least, (or should that be at most), two inches taller, is now known as 'Big Granny.’ I have thought about writing down the events in chronological order, but each event being unconnected, the timing is not that important. In fact, in our family timing has never been that important. Timing and being 'on time' rank alongside 'decorum' as things that can be dispensed with at times! Granny, however, will not waste a minute, indeed if there is a minute before she needs to leave the house to catch a bus then out will come the knitting and quick line will be undertaken.
To follow ........