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What you are looking at here is a professional dog walker who has become β€œcast”.

This happens when the walker suddenly becomes utterly exhausted from traipsing her bunionated feet through a winter of thick, clay like mud. No sooner than the sun begins to shine they quickly believe that the mud has come to an end.

(Foolishly, she cleaned off her wellies and put them away with great optimism only yesterday)

So great is her despondence that she may, without warning, keel over onto the ground. Unable to resume an upright position, she will remain on the floor until the next passerby, well, passes by.

When found, she may or may not be surrounded by dogs. This is a good indication of how long she has been lying there. If no dogs are present, (eventually, they will abandon her and wander away, believing her to be a lost cause) we can assume that she has been there for several hours, perhaps even days.

If anyone sees a walker in distress, please heave her up into a vertical position, whereupon she will resume walking.

Thank you. πŸ™

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sassy59 profile image
sassy59

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚l’ll keep a lookout. XxxπŸ‘β€οΈ

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Blackbird9β€’ in reply tosassy59

That's so kind of you thankyou Carol you might need a hoist πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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sassy59β€’ in reply toBlackbird9

I’m sure I wouldn’t xxxπŸ‘β€οΈ

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Blackbird9β€’ in reply tosassy59

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Karenanne61

🀣🀣🀣 Poor Blackbird! If I see you I'll help you and feed you cake till you are upright and capable of walking.

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Blackbird9β€’ in reply toKarenanne61

I believe it might be cake that left me anchored βš“οΈ on the ground so heavy can't move πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Karenanne61β€’ in reply toBlackbird9

🀣🍰🀣

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Blackbird9β€’ in reply toKarenanne61

I love a nice piece of bakewell tart πŸ˜‹

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Karenanne61β€’ in reply toBlackbird9

Nooooo!🀒 I don't like marzipan! πŸ˜‚

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Blackbird9β€’ in reply toKarenanne61

Mmmmmm gimme yours then πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Karenanne61β€’ in reply toBlackbird9

You can definitely have my marzipan! I like almonds but not once they are ground up and used for cakes or sweets.

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CDPO16

Great story Bb. Could whoever took the photo help you up?

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Blackbird9β€’ in reply toCDPO16

That would be my husband that took the photo he helped me get down there πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜

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Oldharpiβ€’ in reply toBlackbird9

tripped you up??

Blackbird9 profile image
Blackbird9β€’ in reply toOldharpi

He knows better than to trip me up πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Busybee57

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Blackbird9β€’ in reply toBusybee57

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

GD53 profile image
GD53

🀣🀣🀣🀣 soooo funny. Thanks Bd9.Made my day! xx πŸ₯°

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Blackbird9β€’ in reply toGD53

I just laid down and it went from there πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Izb1

That will teach you to put your wellies away too soon lol! I would gladly help you up BB x

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Blackbird9β€’ in reply toIzb1

I know they are back on today as yet we had rain yesterday πŸ™„

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Tykelady

Slightly different to your usual photos but the background is beautiful as usual. x

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Blackbird9β€’ in reply toTykelady

Yes that's why I labelled it just for fun when your a dog walker you just know πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Otto11 profile image
Otto11

How kind of hubby to photo you instead of helping you up! Hope you’re not too sore x

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Blackbird9β€’ in reply toOtto11

I didn't fall lovley I was just having a moment of pretend frustration over the mud .. this was the only dry spot on the walk hence me throwing myself lovingly upon it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Otto11β€’ in reply toBlackbird9

Oh silly me πŸ€ͺ glad you’re ok to fight another day 😊

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Blackbird9β€’ in reply toOtto11

Like us all live to fight another day .... all warriors πŸ’œπŸ’œ

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Alberta56

That's so funny. I thought dogs were faithful friends who were supposed to sit by you for ever, like Greyfriars Bobby. Perhaps Stan would.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸŽ‚πŸ° xxx

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Blackbird9β€’ in reply toAlberta56

I laid there 5 mins and not one of them moved from my side in fact they all laid down not far away as if to say the boss is resting then we are to πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Alberta56 profile image
Alberta56

Aah! So they are faithful friends.πŸ₯°

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Blackbird9β€’ in reply toAlberta56

Very much so ❀️

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Kristicats

having a rest after all those Easter eggs?

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Blackbird9β€’ in reply toKristicats

That's the idea a little lay down in the dirtπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Nula2

🀣🀣brilliant - think a couple of them are looking to see if you've dropped any dog treats 🀣xxx

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Blackbird9β€’ in reply toNula2

Noooo they no I wouldn't have πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Nula2β€’ in reply toBlackbird9

Awww bet you do. BTW I think the retriever is about to leave you a message 🀣🀣🀣xxx

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watergazer

🀣🀣 love it. Will look out for similar around here. What is it with dogs that if you lie on the ground they immediately surround you πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

Blackbird9 profile image
Blackbird9β€’ in reply towatergazer

Love is what it is ❀️

watergazer profile image
watergazerβ€’ in reply toBlackbird9

I bet you got lots of slobbery kisses x

Blackbird9 profile image
Blackbird9β€’ in reply towatergazer

Even when I'm not laying on the ground πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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dunnellon

Thanks for the first laugh of the day! Too funny and sweet with the concern the dogs are showing you!

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Blackbird9β€’ in reply todunnellon

Ahhh they are a good crew πŸ₯°

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Morrison10

Thanks for interesting story and picture. Few years ago used to sometimes take out my daughters dogs for countryside walks, couldn’t do now, lost strength. Hope you can carry on with your dog walking. Best wishes, Jean x

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Blackbird9β€’ in reply toMorrison10

Ahhh that's lovley you walked the dogs for your daughter very kind ... 😊

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Nicholatracy

that is hilarious. If you have any spare Bakewell tarts please send them to Texas 🐞

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Blackbird9β€’ in reply toNicholatracy

Ohhh absolutely will send you some over when I have spare left over πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Patk1

So funny.. and 1 dog ready to sit on u 🀣😍x

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Blackbird9β€’ in reply toPatk1

Ohh I know the like their comfy seats πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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OOB_Tigger

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ thanks Bb, very funny. The dogs are very good not to run off. Weather should be improving next week so the mud should finally dry out . . for now anyway! Xx

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Blackbird9β€’ in reply toOOB_Tigger

It's the worst ever spring since time began πŸ˜‚... I had double wet proofs on today and next week is going to be in the early 20 s here ...Mother nature has her ways πŸ˜”

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