Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: 'Hello'
WOMAN: 'Honey, 🐝it's me... R u at the club?'
MAN: 'Yes'
WOMAN: 'I'm at the City Centre mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000 Is it OK if I buy it?'
MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you really like it.'
WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2013 Models. I saw one I really liked.'
MAN: 'How much?'
WOMAN: '$98,000'
MAN: 'OK, but for that price make sure it comes with all the options.'
WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing, the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking for $980,000/-.'
MAN: 'well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, go the extra 50 thousand if you think it's really a pretty good price.'
WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much! You’re so generous!'
MAN: “You’re worth it. 'Bye!'
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, with mouths wide open. The man turns and asks
"Anybody knows whose phone this is?"
age and other topics
Transferred to Respiratory unit & holed up there 
Made it home ok thanks all. Another day another saga. 
Stairlift and DNR update
