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Had a little chuckle today as I was negotiating our windy country roads this morning.

Out of no where breathing down my rear bumper was a rather splendid sports car(had a horse motif on the front whatever that is).

Anyway he was desperate to get by eventually overtaking on a hair pin bend (2 double lines on road) zoomed off in triumph....to come to a total halt when he came across our local traffic jam(aka cows crossing the road).

Boy was he cross revving his engine etc.Someone shoulda told him cows are very nosey they love to explore new things.So they decided to wander up close and see for themselves this interesting red dragon.

I had to chuckle 10 mins or so later when the ladies had been dissuaded from drooling all over his car and returned to their field he set off again...much slower!

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sassy59

Don’t you just love it when that happens ninelives. Brilliant! Pete says it was a Ferrari no less. Xxxx

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skischool

Prancing red Ferrari horses are no match for black and white fresians it would appear,shame they didn't decide to sit down on the wee fiery dragon. :)

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HungryHufflepuff in reply toskischool

Or do something else. Some cows can do projectile pooping 💩 Not something you want to be down wind of either.

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peege

Ferrari. Class car, uncouth driver

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hypercat54

I was in a minibus with my dart team after playing an special away game at Winsor Castle no less. A clubhouse in the grounds, not in the Castle. There was a guy there with a very posh sports car, whom someone knew and said they disliked coz he was very arrogant and superior.

On the way back on the motorway the car zoomed past us, then a few miles later broke down as we saw it on the hard shoulder. We all laughed out loud.

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Patsy164

A bit of karma to enjoy. People are in such a hurry nowadays 😂🐮🏎

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Suzie42

Brilliant.....just what we love to hear about 🤣

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watergazer

😂😂love it x

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Ergendl

Just love these ways karma bites back.

My late husband Bob used to be a crawler crane drive and he worked on the Isle of Dogs helping to build part of Canary Wharf. The expensive flats had already gone up, but the offices were still in construction. He had to take his crawler crane with 40 ton back ballast along the Westferry Road between different parts of the site. The Irish labourers had just set up temporary traffic lights for him, when along came an open-topped sports car driven by a very yuppie man. He shouted at the labourer to say his car must be let through as he was on very urgent business, complete with swear words. After a few minutes of this, when the crane totally blocked the road, the labourer just picked up the traffic light and dumped it in the back of his sports car. That kept him busy for a while!

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Eastend555 in reply toErgendl

Ha Ha i love this story it was so like the things that happened back in the day

Reading that brought back memories lol

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1947Mags

That was brilliant and gave me my first laugh out loud of the day. Take care Mags

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MoyB

Definitely Karma! Made me and my husband laugh out loud!! xx Moy

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Grayjay

Something like that happened to me once,I didn't have a Ferrari but I was stopped in a lane by a Gaggle of rather angry Geese. They wouldn't move and just attacked my car fo about 5 mins. Finally they gave up and swaddled on.😅

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