English cream teas will always please
No matter where you are.
But the place to get the very best
You might have to travel far
Devon and Cornwall lead the pack
There's no disputing that
But how they are put together
Results in endless chat
Do you put the cream on first
Our should it be the jam
Does that depend on what I like?
Or more likely where I am
The battle will go on and on
But the lesson that I teach
Is loosen up your belt a bit
I then have one of each.