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I need bars on all the windows

Hefty locks on all the doors

Maybe buy a drawbridge

Have moats instead of floors

Barricades all over

With barbedwire on the top

So anybody climbing

Would very soon have to stop

I'm not afraid of burglars

So what's it all about?

It will be needed very soon

To stop Midge and I getting out!

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There are no bars can hold you in Don.😏😉

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They usually say 'hold me up'. Hic! 😉

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HAHAHA🍺🍺🍺🍺

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sassy59

Drastic action is called for Don! I might just pop round to see if you and Midge want you go out for a walk. Somewhere quiet of course. Don’t tell anybody though or they’ll all want to come. Xxx 🤫🤐💖

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Oh my goodness me! I won't tell Midge. What I have in mind doesn't include her. 🤐😍💖

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I think I’ll bring Pete along too.....🤭🔥🤣😘

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😫

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Corin1950

Sounds like you’re going up the wall, Don. Beginning to feel like going AWOL myself.

It isn’t fun being confined maybe because I’ve already had a period of staying at home when I had my knee replacement. A friend of my husband just called totally oblivious to the fact that we’re isolating . My husband said it was alright to let him in. I didn’t think it was a good idea. All he did was complain that the pubs might shut and say the Coronavirus was the same as flu! I don’t like being rude to guests but I’m afraid I told him what I thought in no uncertain terms.

Hope you and Midge are having a good day and not feeling too confined.

Best

Corin

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I had both my knee joints replaced at the same time nearly 20 years ago so you can imagine i was pretty well stuck for a time. My wife didn't drive but in the end a very nice lady from across the road took me a ride around in her car once I'd managed to crawl in. What a joyful half hour that was, I was ready to blow my top. Now I'm older and calmer and more used to being incapacitated for spells. I my rhyme is rather exaggerated. 😁

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sassy59 in reply toCorin1950

Good for you Corin. Silly man. Xxx

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Corin1950 in reply tosassy59

Yes am worried now that he’s brought the virus into our house. Have been round with the antiseptic wipes.

Sorry to hear your missing cuddles with your grandkids

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sassy59 in reply toCorin1950

Good idea, you’ll be ok Corin. Yes I do miss them but we’ll be ok. FaceTime is great.

You stay well. Xxxx

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skischool

Well Master Po i'm shocked though not yet meditating

Your wise words have left me and Scruffy seriously contemplating

Abandoning the temple and seeking refuge in the hills

Though we worry we will be followed by those with serious ills

So think a moment,as you taught and ponder what can be done

Or should we just say bugger it and go and have some fun. :)

Grasshopper and a cat with itchy feet x

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sassy59 in reply toskischool

Oh behave! Xxxx

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skischool in reply tosassy59

Me never,i am just looking for an indian takeaway establishment that also has a wine cellar. :) xx

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sassy59 in reply toskischool

Good luck with that. Keep your distance from anyone though. Xxxxx

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skischool in reply tosassy59

Only joking Cassy unless they do blended curry soups i'm going nowhere and have the european wine lake under my stairs and a gin distillery in the kitchen. :) xx

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sassy59 in reply toskischool

I know you’re joking skis, glad you’ve got your priorities right.....lol. Xxxx

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Oshgosh in reply toskischool

Who will carry the tuna??

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skischool in reply toOshgosh

Tuna jalfrezi or tandoori tuna? Scruff's will have to adapt to modern times and carry her own supplies in a small nose bag fitted under her whiskers. :)

That poem of your's is very good

Of that I must confess

Let's do what you say in that final line

And bugger all the rest. 😁

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skischool in reply to

Me and you,Midge and Scruff's too we'll go and have some fun

This rather strange amalgamation has only just begun.

We'll turn your motorhome into a vehicle made for pleasure

The profits that we'll rake in we can then spend at our leisure

Don and Ski's mobile emporium will tour throughout the land

Until we get arrested for spreading something out of hand. :) x

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Oshgosh in reply toskischool

Will. Midge and Scruffs get on in the emporium ?

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skischool in reply toOshgosh

Like a van on fire i imagine? :)

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Oshgosh in reply toskischool

A caring sharing relationship eh?

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Oshgosh in reply toskischool

Forgot to ask will you be selling toilet rolls?

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skischool in reply toOshgosh

It is a vehicle designed for pleasure and if fools and their money are soon parted then the answer is yes,now we must vacate what is don's post for the time being. :)

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Pantani

Its only been one day since we started to stay holed up in our terraced northern mansion an already my wife is getting cabin fever. Nightmare scenario similar to the film The Shining , and a mad person with an act is uppermost in my dreams. We had planned to have my eldest daughter staying as she is currently between homes, mty youngest put her foot down and said we needed protecting from possible infection and she should move into her house. Though it means we have people to do our shopping. We plan to drive to the North Wales coast tomorrow and sit and look at the sea and take a walk along the prom.

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joyce74 in reply toPantani

We plan a similar trip to a lake we have often visited in the summer just to sit and watch the wild life visiting.

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Drastic measures for drastic times Don Lol🤣 you and midge have a good night and stay safe😄 Bernadette xxx

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Troilus

I thought you were going to say you had a delivery of toilet rolls.

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sassy59

You stay right where you are. No messing about now. Xxx

I did here come Winter solstice

lots of babies entering the world

probably immune to the coronavirus :D

oooooer I just had visions of midge trying to find a mate :S

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I had visions of me finding one earlier on. 😟

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:D gotta keep your 2 metres distance Don, have ye got arms like twizzle ;)

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I'm working on it. 😁

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RoadRunner44

That one is just BRILLIANT Don! Nothing more to say. Chrys x

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corriena

Unfortunately i know the feeling. And it's only week one of total isolation. I have been avoiding people, places for what feels like forever befor that but it was just over a week lol but stay put i must so stay well I can 😷

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