Bad Tempered Rock Maker.

[Johnem]

After so much depressing news, this made me laugh.

A guy applied for a job at a northern Rock Making Company. His CV said that he had worked for another well known Rock Maker and that he could both set up the job and produce 2 miles of rock a day, which is apparently top class and pretty rare. The new job manager phoned up his counterpart at the old company who verified it to be true and so was then very keen on offering the job to the guy. He asked why the guy had left and the old manager said that he was a great rock maker, but had a fierce temper, had fallen out with the foreman, completed his shift and had never been seen since. The new job manager commented that their own foreman was a great man manager, always got the best out of the workforce and he couldn't foresee any problems so would give the guy an immediate start. The old manager said "Fair enough." The new manager thanked him and said "If there's anything I can ever do for you, don't hesitate to get in touch." The old manager said "Well, if you ever hear of anyone wanting to buy 2 miles of rock with 'Get Stuffed' written through the middle, please get back in touch."

[Corin1950]

Ha ha!

I’m sure there’s probably a market for that - a sort of anti Valentine gift.

I can think of one or two HU friends that would have liked to have given a stick to their exes .

Corin

[Johnem in reply to Corin1950]

You could be right :-). I had to alter it in case the original offended anyone. It actually was "Well, if you hear of anyone wanting to buy 2 miles of rock with b******s written through it, please get back in touch.

Naturally, that made me actually laugh out loud.

[DaisyEric]

Hahahahaha! Thank you Johnem

[Aingeful]

😂😂😂 love it!!