I hope this little joke will give a laugh.
The old Colonel was on his annual visit to his old mess and was boring several young officers with his exploits in India. He was saying. " I was hunting Tiger, a man eater who had killed at least thirty locals. I knew we were close because the spoor was very fresh. Suddenly, he leaped into view, not ten feet away. He looked me straight in the eye, opened his mouth wide, showing huge teeth and gave a mighty roar.. RAAARGHH !!." The Colonel paused, red faced and with a look of horror, shuddered. The tense silence became unbearable and one young officer said. " What happened then sir ? " The old man quietly replied. " I s**t myself. " The young officer, a bit uncomfortable, said. " Well sir, I think I would have s**t myself too, face to face with a man eating tiger. The Colonel said "Not then, you fool, just now when I went...Raaarghh !!
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A joke
Exercise Joke
the old ones are the best lol.
