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Black Testicles. (A little joke)

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A little light relief. (Hopefully)

A suspected male Coromavirus patient is lying in bed in hospital, wearing an oxygen mask. A young student nurse is passing by and he calls out from behind the mask "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, " Sorry, I don't know." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown and holds his his testicles gently, checking all around very closely and finally says, "There's nothing wrong with them Sir, they look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask and says "Thank you very much for that. Now, please listen very, closely: are my test results back?!

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Hahaha, a good one!

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sassy59

That’s made me laugh. Very funny. Xxxx

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RoadRunner44

Oh I must remember that one!

Chrys

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Katinka46

Looking forward to telling my best beloved. My life is full of such things as I am quite deaf.

K

Wonderful 😂Thanks for the laugh. Xx

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Caspiana

HAHAHA 😂

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Sandyeggo

EXCELLENT BRAVO as you guys say

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Fircone

😂😂😂😂😂

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Aingeful

🤣🤣🤣 Love it!!!

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Shirleyj

🤣🤣🤣🤣Made me laugh out loud x

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Lyd12

Thanks for that. Can't have too many jokes at a time like this x

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MoyB

Brilliant! xx Moy

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waianae

terrific joke. enjoyed it very much.

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Reading4everyone

Brought a smile to my face.

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suelee123

Ha ha, thanks for the laugh

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