Midge gave me a day off yesterday but I'd better get back to work or she will be trying to take over the business!
Heat wave weather's here again
And I am sweltering hot
I've had to take my tie off
And happy I am not
I have my lighter jacket on
Don't want to take that off
For nearly eighty years now
I've dressed up like a toff
I'm getting rather breathless though
I should not wear a vest
I feel uncomfy without it
But I suppose it's best
You might well think this funny
But it's getting rather bad
The problem is as you may see
I've turned into my Dad!