I knew that this might happen
It's an age thing don't you see
A damp patch on my trousers
Where it should not ought to be.
Another thing to deal with
Along with all the rest
Wearing pads and all that stuff
Will be a real pest.
But hang on just a minute
What is this I find?
A tomato in my pocket
Of the damp and squashy kind.
The moral of this story
Is very clear to see
When I go to pick tomatoes
Take a plastic bag with me.
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😂 love it
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Ha Ha Very Good Mr Don. Hugs, Ooops sorry I might Squash You.XXX
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Very funny, we are all on the alert forthe next problem!
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Hidden in reply to Lyd12 5 years ago Aye, things are never as bad as you first think. 😉
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A rain-free good morning to you Mr.D and your rhyme is so very true but the twist at the end,reminded me that I forgotten to put tomatoes on the vine,on my shopping list!! A jolly good rhyme,again,so thank you,again,lol.
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Grow your own SH, they taste so much better. 😀
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I 💟🍅's & may just do as you suggest and try growing my own in a growbag next year!😀
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I must remember that, good advice.
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Very funny, put a smile on my miserable face....full of cold and aches an pains 😊Xxx
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Hidden in reply to pegbl 5 years ago Sorry to read you have a bad cold. Rest and have a tot of something nice is about all you can do. 😥
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Raining heavy here but when it stops I'm off up to the greenhouse to give my OH a roll of bags, you've put my mind at
Rest don lol. Jane 🍅
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Don't leave the bags in there, the sun does them it! 😉
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Another ode to brighten our morning. Where do you get your inspiration from maestro?
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Hidden in reply to Pantani 5 years ago I got this one from my damp trousers! 😁
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Thank goodness it wasn't chocolate in your pocket Master Po
Then you really would have a problem and know it's time to go.
Raining again i see. x
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Even worse is to sit on chocolate. And worse than that is to not realise and walk around with a brown behind ☺️
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You two are as bad as each other! Just behave. 🙄
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And even worser if it were a bar of Aero cos you would also have the bubbles.
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Other brands are available! (Just in case that’s seen as advertising) 😁 But I would concur with the bubbliness 🍫
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I'll be glad when you two are back at school! 🤣
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Magpuss in reply to Hidden 5 years ago 😂😂😂 as long as you're around to keep an eye on them, I'd rather they stayed put - I'm enjoying their banter and I don't think I'm alone.
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A bag is a must Don to avoid any misunderstandings! Lol. Xxx 🤣👍😘💖😬
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🤣🤣🤣 hope it wasn’t a red patch Don, that would have been a fright too far. 😉
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Don, I love the way you always have a twist at the end of your poems! Great one! xx Moy
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😀😀😀. Know the feeling, even without tomatoes!
Cx
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