The Damp Patch.

I knew that this might happen

It's an age thing don't you see

A damp patch on my trousers

Where it should not ought to be.

Another thing to deal with

Along with all the rest

Wearing pads and all that stuff

Will be a real pest.

But hang on just a minute

What is this I find?

A tomato in my pocket

Of the damp and squashy kind.

The moral of this story

Is very clear to see

When I go to pick tomatoes

Take a plastic bag with me.

[cales]

😂 love it

[Hacienda]

Ha Ha Very Good Mr Don. Hugs, Ooops sorry I might Squash You.XXX

[Lyd12]

Very funny, we are all on the alert forthe next problem!

[Hidden in reply to Lyd12]

Aye, things are never as bad as you first think. 😉

[SquirrelsHolt]

A rain-free good morning to you Mr.D and your rhyme is so very true but the twist at the end,reminded me that I forgotten to put tomatoes on the vine,on my shopping list!! A jolly good rhyme,again,so thank you,again,lol.

[Hidden in reply to SquirrelsHolt]

Grow your own SH, they taste so much better. 😀

[SquirrelsHolt in reply to Hidden]

I 💟🍅's & may just do as you suggest and try growing my own in a growbag next year!😀

[Lyd12]

I must remember that, good advice.

[pegbl]

Very funny, put a smile on my miserable face....full of cold and aches an pains 😊Xxx

[Hidden in reply to pegbl]

Sorry to read you have a bad cold. Rest and have a tot of something nice is about all you can do. 😥

[chubby2x22]

Raining heavy here but when it stops I'm off up to the greenhouse to give my OH a roll of bags, you've put my mind at

Rest don lol. Jane 🍅

[Hidden in reply to chubby2x22]

Don't leave the bags in there, the sun does them it! 😉

[Pantani]

Another ode to brighten our morning. Where do you get your inspiration from maestro?

[Hidden in reply to Pantani]

I got this one from my damp trousers! 😁

[skischool]

Thank goodness it wasn't chocolate in your pocket Master Po

Then you really would have a problem and know it's time to go.

Raining again i see. x

[HungryHufflepuff in reply to skischool]

Even worse is to sit on chocolate. And worse than that is to not realise and walk around with a brown behind ☺️

[Hidden in reply to HungryHufflepuff]

You two are as bad as each other! Just behave. 🙄

[skischool in reply to HungryHufflepuff]

And even worser if it were a bar of Aero cos you would also have the bubbles.

[HungryHufflepuff in reply to skischool]

Other brands are available! (Just in case that’s seen as advertising) 😁 But I would concur with the bubbliness 🍫

[Hidden in reply to HungryHufflepuff]

I'll be glad when you two are back at school! 🤣

[Magpuss in reply to Hidden]

😂😂😂 as long as you're around to keep an eye on them, I'd rather they stayed put - I'm enjoying their banter and I don't think I'm alone.

[sassy59]

A bag is a must Don to avoid any misunderstandings! Lol. Xxx 🤣👍😘💖😬

[Whitechinchilla]

🤣🤣🤣 hope it wasn’t a red patch Don, that would have been a fright too far. 😉

[Shirleyj]

😂😂😂x

[MoyB]

Don, I love the way you always have a twist at the end of your poems! Great one! xx Moy

[cofdrop-UK]

😀😀😀. Know the feeling, even without tomatoes!

Cx