It is a shame they cannot find
For COPD a cure.
That involves less exercise
Instead of saying more.
When Inhalers and those tablets
Would no longer play a part.
Or eating lots of green stuff
That only makes you ****
Fish and chips might do us good
And ice cream after that.
Because it's fighting COPD
It wouldn't make us fat.
But what's the point of wishing,
It's never going to be.
We'd better stick with what we've got
Another cup of tea?