It is a shame they cannot find
For COPD a cure
That involves less exercise
Instead of saying more.
Inhalers and those tablets
Would no longer play a part.
Or eating lots of green stuff
That only makes you fart
Fish and chips might do us good
And ice cream after that
Because it's fighting COPD
It wouldn't make us fat.
But what's the point of wishing
It's never going to be.
And if I hadn't got COPD
You would never have met me!