Humorous. A badly written poem.

My friend Heather on a writer's group wrote the following as an example of a badly written poem. It says a lot about my poems that I thought it the best I've ever read. 🙄

I saw thee coming o'er t' hill

Your footsteps next I heard

Your lips the tasting at thereof

As sweet as lemon curd

Lo! How I longed to touchest thee

To givest thee mine heart

But run a mile I did instead

Remembering your fart

[SquirrelsHolt]

Oh yes Mr.D.....remembering those memories 😜!!

[hypercat54]

Well I think it's a good poem too which shows what I know about writing poetry! 👌😎💖 x

[Burs]

Hi don-1831. I read that out loud with my yorkshire accent on full, it is very funny xxx love burs xxx

[Hidden in reply to Burs]

All poems need to be read aloud to be properly enjoyed don’t they 😉

[Ergendl in reply to Hidden]

An eminent Cambridge Professor of English Literature, Quiller Couch, would agree with you. Just reading his series of lectures from 1911.

[majji in reply to Ergendl]

Ahh the mighty 'Q' ...... or should that be 'phewwww' whilst holding one's nose?

[Hidden in reply to majji]

However much I loved you

One thing I'd never do

Is be the one behind you

When standing in a Q.

[majji in reply to Hidden]

Lotsalols Cap'n

[Magpuss]

😂😂😂 love it!

[Dilly2]

😷🤧😕 yuck

[Hidden in reply to Dilly2]

You must have a fantastic imagination. 🤣

[Kristicats]

Brill. Love it😭

[Hacienda]

I Love it Don, Love out to do with "God's Green Country" . xxxx

[Kittykat2]

I thought it was pretty good too .

Lemon curd is not always that sweet got a bit of a zing can think of sweeter things 😀😏X

[Hidden in reply to Kittykat2]

Perhaps that’s why it was considered a lousy poem? 🤔

[Kittykat2 in reply to Hidden]

Could be ......could be the fart that did it?😝 x

[majji in reply to Kittykat2]

So true Kittykat2 ...

[Candyred]

Hahahahaha I laughed out loud at this one .. I think everyone can relate to this poem 🤢.. huge hugs xx

[Shirleyj]

🤭🤭🤭xxx

[MoyB]

Brilliant! xx Moy