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A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.

Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."

Vet: "Is it a tom?"

Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us."

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Love it! They don't talk proper there like us in Lancashire ;-)

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:P

heh heh........or as we would say Astbrowtitwithi?

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Toci

Tha's not from Yorkshire, is tha lad? If tha wa' then tha'd know that it should read 'Nay, I've browt it wi' us'. Still funny though. :D :D :D

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Nottobad

Good one they say you can take a lass out of Yorkshire . But can't take Yorkshire out of a lass . Not lived in Yorkshire sinse I was 10 years old that was funny

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cofdrop-UK

The old ones are the best! cx

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Magpuss

😂😂😂😂👍🏻

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cofdrop-UK

As you appear to be a connoisseur Tryfan of our humour in Yorkshire, I thought you might appreciate these!

Chaps wife dies and he wants a headstone, so he goes to the stonemason.

Chap: I'd like a stone that ses 'She was thine'

Stonemason: Cum back in a couple a weeks.

Chap goes back: Yons med a mistake. It says 'She was thin' thas missed E off.

Stonemason: Cum back in a week an it'l be reet.

Chap goes back. He looks at the stone horrified. It read

'E she was thin.'

m.youtube.com/watch?v=t-jw5...

At least we can laugh at ourselves!

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Love it. Thanks.

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Toci in reply tocofdrop-UK

:D :D :D

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Jaynair

:) :) :)

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gailmary

You got to speak proper like us in yorkshire to get the joke lol

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