Having lungs that aren't quite right,
Brings plenty of advice.
The problem is you never seem,
To get the same advice twice.
The nurse will tell you one thing,
The doctor says another.
Consultants tell you something else,
"Please come and help me Mother!"
Alas my Ma is now long gone,
So what I tend to say,
Is "Yes sir, Yes sir, Yes sir"
And do it my own way.