Cursed with a bald head and a wooden leg, a man is surprised to learn that hes been invited to a fancy dress party.
.Deciding that he might pull it off if he wears a costume to hide his head and leg, he writes to a theatrical outfitters asking them for advice.
A few days later, he receives a parcel from the company with a note that says,
Dear sir. Please find enclosed a pirates outfit, the spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head, and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a buccaneer.
Unfortunately , the man finds it deeply insulting, as they so clearly emphasized his wooden leg, so he fires off a letter of complaint.
A week passes before the postman delivers another parcel with a note that reads,
Dear sir, sorry about our previous suggestion-please find enclosed a monks habit. The long robe would hide your wooden leg and with your bald head, you will really look the part.
This infuriates the man again, because they have simply switched from emphasizing his wooden leg, to his balding head, so he writes the company another letter of complaint,
The next day he receives a tiny parcel and a hastily scrawled note, which reads;
Dear sir, please find enclosed a tin of treacle!!, pour it over your head!!, stick your wooden leg up your ass!! and go as a toffee apple,
you grumpy twat!!
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ha ha,, the reason i was reminded of this joke :D,i was whilst on the internet,,,,,
a mate was clearing rubbish from my garden,, and house ,,, he did a great job,,, and not thinking [which i never do lol],,,, i said, "you might have brushed the path " he said no problem, ill stick the brush up my a,,,,,,, and break these old kitchen units up at the same time ,,,,
,yip i def. asked for that one,,, ha ha, its a good job he knows me,,, i,ll be out the a and e soon ha ha lol
unfortunately im wee bitty sore this morning,[i dont mean with the brush lol] , but it,ll be ok as the day goes on...
yes that joke reminded me of the nurse taking a rectal temperature, after inserting the thermometer, another nurse made the chap sit down,,,,OUCH , doesnt bare thinking off
thanks my lovely pal suzy,, your laughing off your head,,,and im just off my head!!! ,,, no secrets between us suzy off course tell hubby,,, but dont tell him the other things ha ha,,people will start talking,,,,[you know im only kidding] your wee jovial jock,,, jimmy xxxxx
Thanks Jimmy, the ending was just as I would put it, hm! I sent the joke to a friend of mine who relishes these coming from HealthUnlocked. Keep'em coming!
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Hats off to Mr Amazon.
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