For all you frequent flyers!

[Nikkers]

The pic' is of my lovely Grandson who works for SleasyJet. I thought these couple of giggles would fit the bill to accompany it?

1/

It was mealtime during an airline flight.

'Would you like dinner?', the flight attendant asked John, seated in the front.

'What are my choices?' John asked.

'Yes or no,' she replied.

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2/

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.

As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.

Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.'

[jabber]

[holly17]

I liked that one Nikkers, I got an airline joke for the morning xxx

[huggs]

Your grandson is lovely, and the jokes are very funny. Thanks for sharing. lol

hugs from Huggs xxx

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Now he's handsome...and the jokes made me giggle!

[Nikkers in reply to Hidden]

Of course he is Vashti - looks like his Grandmother! LOl.

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ha ha ha ha.....love it

[sassy59]

Handsome young man and loved the jokes. Hope you are well. xxx

[Nikkers]

I'm not too bad Sassy, thank you. I'm enjoying the sunshine. Glad you liked this. XX

[hufferpuffer]

Nikkers he's a handsome dude, brill jokes, a great sense of humour like his Gran! X

[Nikkers in reply to hufferpuffer]

Cheers Huff! XX

[butter-fly]

Oh Nikkers, Thank you for cheering me up once again!

That's one seriously handsome grandson you've got there.

[Nikkers in reply to butter-fly]

Well I think so........but then I would, wouldn't I? Thank you. XX

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My husband hasn't stopped laughing! KatieJJ x

[Offcut]

Where is the steering wheel?

[Nikkers in reply to Offcut]

Ha! Ha! Don't you mean the joystick? But that's another cue for a joke. Lol

[Offcut in reply to Nikkers]

Doh! That is what I meant ?

I heard the one about the DJ giving a young hitchiker a lift? Maybe not might get me banned?

[Nikkers in reply to Offcut]

If you chance it - I won't be the one to complain, but some may.

[Offcut in reply to Nikkers]

No I will leave it

[Nikkers in reply to Offcut]

I don't blame you. I have some real crackers, but could never put them on here! Lol

[undine]

lovely thank you xx

[Azure_Sky]

[Azure_Sky]

He is a very handsome young man.

[Nikkers in reply to Azure_Sky]

Thank you AS. XX

[rfcjackie in reply to Nikkers]

What a braw laddie you have as we say here in scotland loved the joke lol hope you are well x

[Nikkers in reply to rfcjackie]

Aye, not so bad rfcjackie thank you.

Well I think he is, but then I'm prejudice - obviously! He lived with me for 4 years until he got stationed at Gatwick. It's too far from here to get in when he's on standby, so he now lives in Horsham with his girlfriend. he still comes home for a day or two nearly every week, but I do miss him. He says he waves every time he flies over our village - trouble is, my eyesight's not that good! Lol

XX