The Nightmare.

Hello, I'm Doctor Google.

How are you today?

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If that's what you've dreamt.

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[breatheeasy1]

Very good 😂 Sounds very familiar ha ha x

[Hidden]

Too much of this 💻 in my house leads to too much spending of this 💷

[sassy59]

Very funny Don. 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[Pantani]

Brilliant Don, we should get you elected as Poet Laureate

[Katinka46 in reply to Pantani]

What do you mean? He already is.

[pegbl]

Brilliant as per usual 😂😂😂

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🤣😂😅😉

[Katinka46]

Love it. You wicked old man.

Kate xxxx

[Hidden in reply to Katinka46]

Not so much of the “old” thank you! 😘

[chubby2x22]

Really funny Don. Jane

[Stumpy55]

Hehe 😹loving it, well done Don. Keep writing, you keep our spirits high. 👍xxx

[Ergendl]

Ha, ha, ha

[helenlw7]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Love it Don. You’ve started my day with a smile, despite the pain of toothache!

[MoyB]

Oh Don, how do you keep coming up with such pertinent odes? This one is spot on - again! xx Moy

[Hidden in reply to MoyB]

Dunno 🤷‍♂️ weird innit!

[MoyB in reply to Hidden]

Or very clever! xx

[WheezyAnne]

Like it. Very good.

[Hidden in reply to WheezyAnne]

Thank you.

[TomTitTot]

Spot on, I bet you've a wicked twinkle in those eyes of yours!