Alas my poor old Campervan
Has failed to pass the test.
Perhaps she's just decided
That it's time to have a rest.
Midge and I have sat in her
And travelled many miles.
She's given us so much pleasure
And caused us many smiles.
We've looked for a replacement,
But found none that really did.
And even those that came quite close
Cost thirty thousand quid!
So Campers gone to the garage,
For an injection of some cash.
To bring her back to life again,
And give her some panache.